Josh Rosenblatt

Has to be either Skate or Die or California Games.

Is there an explanation for his absolutely bizarre use of quotation marks? I've been thinking about this for years.

It could be just the camera angle, but it seems like the tacky wall decorations aren't even centered on the window panes above them???

Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations.

Please continue to eat my ass.

I have absolutely no idea how I'm just hearing about this,what the fuck?!

People still were when I worked at one back in the early to mid ‘00s, but I have no recollection of asking for ID. I mainly just remember having to process checks for a pack of gum.

is the republican strategy of intentionally starving people and raising their insurance rates 1000% to cover up for the worlds most notorious underage sex trafficking ring hurting their electoral chances? these centrist pundits walking their labradoodles in georgetown arent so sure

I always smile thinking about that wide angle video compilation of him standing on his tippy toes for pictures.

I’m a short man and I can’t imagine being that insecure.

Look, the turn going into the station from the west is too tight and that screeching sound is scary.

A SSRS/CNN poll showing 61% people think Trump has gone too far using the power of the presidency and 57% think he's gone too far deporting immigrants.

People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.

The binder full of software that always came with a new computer was pretty great too.

I’ve been hearing right wingers that listen to too much talk radio ranting about poor people buying steak and lobster most of my life. It’s almost a gateway to becoming a right wing crank.

A black dog with concerned eyes pleads for dinner.

He neither understands nor believes in daylight savings time.

It cracked my wife and I up.

I have to leave out a bowl to avoid freaking out my dog, we not only had candy left in it this year, but some kids put their own candy in the bowl.

That’s also not what that tweet even means.

I ran a cash register at a grocery store about 20 years ago and the one time I actually saw someone buy lobster with SNAP (which is fine), I couldn't ring it up for him because the poor guy had the seafood counter steam them for him. You can only buy dead or live lobsters with it.

This is a new one, children have added candy to the bucket we put out in our porch.

This guy screams New Hampshire.

A dirt and mulch path extends between crab apple trees on a green hillside. There is a blurry finger in the lower right corner.

The arboretum is looking a little spooky. That blur in the lower right is a ghost and totally not my finger.

What if all businesses were ponzi schemes?

Why is there a chandelier in a bathroom?

Does this person think that because of that ‘90s ad campaign with men in limousines that grey pompon is actually fancy? The price is right there.

Mine is a variation of this where it's the end of the semester and there is a class I completely forgot that I had enrolled in. College was 19 years ago.

once again if you brought him back and told him what people were doing to his work J.R.R. Tolkien would buy a gun

I'd almost have respect for him if he just admitted they offered him a lot of money.

My dogs sometimes eat it, maybe that does something?

I think it's a double-breasted pea coat and I think it looks dumb as hell unbuttoned.

Yeah, it isn't actually funny enough to put the video on air. It's like an awkward high school kid making a video for a project.

I like that she lacked the foresight to realize that Jon is going to mercilessly make fun of this.