Shroomie

Life sucks

I wish I could fucking sleep

Normalize calling yourself an idiot and it not being a dog whistle for self hatred

Sometimes I'm just smooth brained and it happens, doesn't mean I'm unintelligent or hate myself, it means I was being dumb for a second

Your brain is a ball of jelly, it fucks up sometimes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Ahem* I'm going to be very normal about this now.

These are so cute ^-^

Call me crazy, call me a weirdo, call me whatever you want, but I don't hate man buns

There, I said it

You guys ever just hit fuck it and spend way too much money on food?

Just ordered $56 worth of Mexican food from my favorite place and I'm going to eat all of it (a lie)

Mood

i am like soooo mentally ill

thank god I don't have life-size pokemon plushie money or space lol

Yooooooo curse of strahd is dope

Real

no babe i love the way you shut down into a catatonic, dissociative state when people yell around you, youre my pretty little statue girl

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

Good morrow, bluesky homies

Today's mission: shit someone else's pants

Yea I heard about that, so wild

They said it best in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, "the man is the head of the house, but the woman is the neck. She can turn him in any direction she wants"

Women being in charge in any capacity is always a win 😎

It's so cool to me that each different social media has its own culture and traditions

I'm high and the spots are making their necks looks SO skinny 😭😭😭

now princess, why didnt you twell me it was my fwavorite tome of the mownth? (Edward Cullen with blood on his mouth)

im not sorry

YEEEEES twin embrace the FALL 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Of course homie 😁

Can we also lay in sun spots and nap together???

you’re telling me this entire Siberian Orchestra is trans?

Lol for sure

Girl, keep him 😭

You not alone, twin

Bro same, gotta see if they're cool or not, ya know?

I be in public and just start sniffin like a bloodhound