daniel / bunnie

HAI FRIEND :3

blue sky empty? here’s a snippet of a random oneshot i wrote up last night that i may or may not finish idk depends it wasn’t planned i just wrote it

why’s the envelope kinda giving saddam hussein’s hiding spot if you squint

same like what happened

THEY DINT HAVE POLLS WHAT THE FUCK

this place so quiet and intimate omg who wants to admit they have a crush on me 🥺 [LOUD BOOING]

only thing stopping me if my croomf not on here it’s over

no like i’m about to hit the Rawr XD

this app feels so intimate & unserious im bouta start tweeting like i’m 2009 danisnotonfire

@danielhowell.bsky.social i love you

and it’s all just us going hehe we’re on a different app

I SHOULDVE BEEN USER INTERACTIVEINTROVERTS

honestly it was lame as fuck of me to go with catbearbunz this is a brand new app i could’ve been like danisnotinteresting or lessamazingphil or fuck it pinof1

the fact that it really was only like an hour tops for 500 of us to all go from “i don’t wanna be on that app” to “well i gusss as a backup thing” to “where are my moots ☝🏾😁” like this really is a cult 😭

FAWKKKKKKKK

second phude of bluesky

first phude of bluesky

what if we all did this and then dan isn’t even coming he just wanted to claim his brand and user just in case like he did with the danandphilgames @ on twt

oh no no no then i must leave because im nothing without drafts

i see people making introductions so here it goes, this is my not nugu account. this is where i write fanfiction, these are a few of my greatest hits oooo you wanna follow me so bad

#danandphil #phan #phantwt

meeee :33

and now it’s been christened i really feel at home now guys

a group of stuffed monkeys are dancing in a circle on a white background . ALT: a group of stuffed monkeys are dancing in a circle on a white background .

i'd find you in any world dnptwt

i said fuck terfs remember to punch them once and got locked for a week it put the fear of god in me

i mean it’s half because it’s funny and stylistic and half because if you swear on twitter your account can get locked or suspended if someone reports you for being threatening or mean

wait can i swear normally without losing my account?? can i just like say fuck instead of fawk

WHY DID I JUYA DISCOVER THAT AT THE DAME TIME LOL

just scrolled my feed for the fist time and immediately saw gooner art i think im done here