Mariazinha

Terem, se chama diabetes 🥰

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o calor ta tanto que tô começando a gostar de quem fala cuspindo

Em pensar que os deuses escreveram nossa história, mas não quis traçar nas mesmas linhas...

A pior parte de ficar bêbada, é lidar com gente bêbada também

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enche o cu de expectativas e depois fica triste

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Falta bem pouco para o ano acabar (com a gente)

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pra namorar precisa saber 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 conversar

Minha mãe deveria parar de me acordar do nada pra dar uma notícia bombástica, primeiro foi pra falar que minha tia morreu, depois pra falar que meu primo levou dois tiros. Que isso??

Dinheiro tá acabando, o jeito vai ser beber pinga com limão pra reduzir os custos.

to ficando resfriada e to começando a ficar surda, a mulher perguntou qual meu convenio eu respondi sim

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eu ODEIO gente que não respeita quem tá dormindo

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"ah mas vc é jovem, tem muito o que viver no mundo"

O mundo:

meow meow 🫦

tarde tranquila e refrescante

É fogo.

Fui trabalhar numa festa de casamento e tive o maior gay panic vendo a baterista

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love The Last Of Us

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love romance books

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love The Vampire Diaries and The Original

O pior eu fiz, misturei bebida e herdei labirintite, agora é ressaca triplicada

ⓘ This user is obsessed with romantic comedies and fantasy books
#sdv 📚