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This is what to say:

My name is [FIRST & LAST NAME]. I live in [CITY] and my zip code is [ZIP CODE].

ICE’s reckless and illegal attacks on our communities must be stopped. 

But instead of ending and investigating ICE’s abuses, the DHS spending bill would empower this rogue agency to terrorize and kill even more of our neighbors. 

As your constituent, I urge you to vote against the DHS funding bill and stand up to ICE.

Why provide this info? It helps verify you are a constituent. Elected officials need your vote to be in office, and that's why your voice matters.

This is what to say: My name is [FIRST & LAST NAME]. I live in [CITY] and my zip code is [ZIP CODE]. ICE’s reckless and illegal attacks on our communities must be stopped. But instead of ending and investigating ICE’s abuses, the DHS spending bill would empower this rogue agency to terrorize and kill even more of our neighbors. As your constituent, I urge you to vote against the DHS funding bill and stand up to ICE. Why provide this info? It helps verify you are a constituent. Elected officials need your vote to be in office, and that's why your voice matters.

Here's your script. If it helps, read it out loud a few times before calling.

27.01.2026 18:28 — 👍 32    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 1
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[vore, macro/micro, F/M]

if he's 6 inches tall you can give him a wholebody blow job AND swallow him AND his cum. isn't that awesome!

#sizetwitter #giantess

07.09.2025 18:49 — 👍 160    🔁 28    💬 4    📌 0
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CW: #vore
#MoleArt #MoleLewd

My arm is sore, but I managed to whip up a few quick doodles a day late.

16.02.2025 20:52 — 👍 222    🔁 25    💬 4    📌 0
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zu1 maractus, water

14.11.2024 03:14 — 👍 445    🔁 140    💬 8    📌 0
A set of sketches featuring a Seeq, a Nu Mou, and an Ivalice Moogle:
1. The large pig-like Seeq is leaned back. The Nu Mou is splayed tummy-to-tummy on the Seeq's girthy belly. The Seeq's maw is gaping, as he guides the wide-eyed Nu Mou toward the back of his throat. The little Moogle, meanwhile, is floating at waist-level, happily stroking and kissing at the Seeq's cock.
2. The Seeq lifts is head high as gravity pulls the squirming Nu Mou legs and tail down its gullet.
3. Cut away to the the Moogle, who had laid belly-down atop the top of the Seeq's dick, and is now blissfully sandwich between the erect penis and the hefty belly full of his Nu Mou boyfriend.

A set of sketches featuring a Seeq, a Nu Mou, and an Ivalice Moogle: 1. The large pig-like Seeq is leaned back. The Nu Mou is splayed tummy-to-tummy on the Seeq's girthy belly. The Seeq's maw is gaping, as he guides the wide-eyed Nu Mou toward the back of his throat. The little Moogle, meanwhile, is floating at waist-level, happily stroking and kissing at the Seeq's cock. 2. The Seeq lifts is head high as gravity pulls the squirming Nu Mou legs and tail down its gullet. 3. Cut away to the the Moogle, who had laid belly-down atop the top of the Seeq's dick, and is now blissfully sandwich between the erect penis and the hefty belly full of his Nu Mou boyfriend.

A follow-up to the previous set:
1. The Seeq has repositioned to all-fours, its nou-mou filled belly sagging and resting on the floor. It has an expression of absolute bliss as the Moogle rests in its mouth, clutching at the tongue while looking back to its own feet at the back of the Seeq's throat. The Moogle is also blushing intensely.
2. The Moogle gets its last peek outward as the Seeq tilts its head back, tongue lifting in its mouth to swallow
3. Finally, the Seeq sits back, huffing and rubbing its cheek and squirming belly in absolute ecstasy. A cutaway shows the occupants bumping and wriggling together in lewd delight inside the Seeq's tummy. The heft and commotion within its belly rubbing against the top of the Seeq's penis has caused it to cum hands-free.

A follow-up to the previous set: 1. The Seeq has repositioned to all-fours, its nou-mou filled belly sagging and resting on the floor. It has an expression of absolute bliss as the Moogle rests in its mouth, clutching at the tongue while looking back to its own feet at the back of the Seeq's throat. The Moogle is also blushing intensely. 2. The Moogle gets its last peek outward as the Seeq tilts its head back, tongue lifting in its mouth to swallow 3. Finally, the Seeq sits back, huffing and rubbing its cheek and squirming belly in absolute ecstasy. A cutaway shows the occupants bumping and wriggling together in lewd delight inside the Seeq's tummy. The heft and commotion within its belly rubbing against the top of the Seeq's penis has caused it to cum hands-free.

Version of the previous image with internal view of the moogle and nu mou blushing and grinding together inside the seeq's stomach.

Version of the previous image with internal view of the moogle and nu mou blushing and grinding together inside the seeq's stomach.

CW: #Vore #OralVore #SoftVore #Endosoma
#MoleArt #MoleSketch #MoleLewd

Boyfriends: tucked
Cravings: stated
All Parties: pleased

Gosh, what a pig!

01.06.2025 18:36 — 👍 506    🔁 109    💬 16    📌 0
Two panel unbirth kink image:
1. A large hippo lady is laying back with a wide, self-satisfied smile. One of her hands hefts up her hefty gut to reveal Flannel the sheep furry, face pressed against the ground and wide-eyed as he peeks of her vagina from between encroaching lips and a large clit. The rest of Flannel is already tucked away into the opening without leaving even a hint of them.
2. The hippo lady is leaning forward now with a big, delighted smile. Her breasts are sagging and resting heavily atop her belly, as her hand sneaks through her folds to pleasure herself. A cutaway internal, showing the sheep flustered and curled up snug inside, is the only thing that betrays that they're in there.

Two panel unbirth kink image: 1. A large hippo lady is laying back with a wide, self-satisfied smile. One of her hands hefts up her hefty gut to reveal Flannel the sheep furry, face pressed against the ground and wide-eyed as he peeks of her vagina from between encroaching lips and a large clit. The rest of Flannel is already tucked away into the opening without leaving even a hint of them. 2. The hippo lady is leaning forward now with a big, delighted smile. Her breasts are sagging and resting heavily atop her belly, as her hand sneaks through her folds to pleasure herself. A cutaway internal, showing the sheep flustered and curled up snug inside, is the only thing that betrays that they're in there.

CW: #PussyVore #Unbirth
#MoleArt #MoleLewd

Hippos, often thought to be slow and placid creatures, are actually mighty and aggressive, it turns out.

10.06.2025 23:53 — 👍 272    🔁 38    💬 8    📌 0
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No lovelier place to make out than inside the tight, slimy hot stomach of a big dragoness- even if it's a bit weird 💕💜
...Possibly the most lesbian vore pic I ever drew~

Lovely 'ness is Zephyr 42 (FA), kissy-cat is @lanmew.bsky.social 💜

#vore #internal #dragon

15.02.2025 14:53 — 👍 477    🔁 91    💬 8    📌 0
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Did you know I have a dragoness /me called Nishi? Her insides are purple and love to give tight hugs! 💜 ...They can get a lil wet tho~
#vore

22.02.2025 21:14 — 👍 435    🔁 67    💬 14    📌 0
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Somehow @lanmew.bsky.social keep ending up in funny places to make out ♥️
#vore

27.03.2025 19:49 — 👍 769    🔁 143    💬 5    📌 1
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Artemis barely fits in that dragon hammock, but maybe that makes it extra comfy 💜
@artemisfluff.bsky.social

#vore

12.04.2025 19:15 — 👍 756    🔁 131    💬 12    📌 0
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Gwini's dragonair tummy is a lil squishy tight, but am sure there is still room for Blitz ( @gyro.tech ) to get squeezed in there with Rovoska's unfezant 💕
#vore #implied_digestion

23.06.2025 04:57 — 👍 449    🔁 75    💬 7    📌 0
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Sticky situations with big quadruped friends, hek! 💦🦎
@artemisfluff.bsky.social

#micro #furry #sex ...maybe #vore (?!)

16.06.2025 19:38 — 👍 278    🔁 53    💬 2    📌 0
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Talon is a lil big for regular living rooms, but his fizzy fusky stomach is the perfect size for a deer boi 💜
@talonpawpad.bsky.social @kiwidox.bsky.social

#vore #internal

14.06.2025 15:43 — 👍 289    🔁 34    💬 4    📌 0
28.06.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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[ cw // anal vore, endo, unwilling ]
- commission for @knopeeking.bsky.social 🧡-

Aio can be such a greedy pushy pred when they wanna be but it always comes with aftercare 💙

25.06.2025 03:49 — 👍 416    🔁 84    💬 15    📌 0
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[ cw // vore, endo ]
- commission for @armorsphere.bsky.social -

Nothing hits as good as those last few swallows, getting to keep someone you been eyeing for a long while 🧡

27.06.2025 05:11 — 👍 982    🔁 193    💬 20    📌 2
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LAPD when they think nobody is watching

09.06.2025 04:01 — 👍 27671    🔁 14231    💬 1834    📌 2108
https://tenor.com/view/youmu-touhou-creepy-gif-24361115

This one

https://tenor.com/view/youmu-touhou-creepy-gif-24361115 This one

I drew Youmu again but this time shes that one really freaky looking doll version

17.11.2024 07:13 — 👍 173    🔁 26    💬 3    📌 0
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Spent too much time on this

17.05.2025 21:32 — 👍 17819    🔁 5075    💬 204    📌 114
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...Better not ask how that happend c-c"

Patreon artsy for @sergal.bsky.social 💜
#vore #unbirth #internal

12.03.2025 19:39 — 👍 440    🔁 76    💬 7    📌 0
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Full body shlrrrrps make me so flustered- >~<"

Lovely noodle @sergal.bsky.social 💜
#vore

03.05.2025 13:32 — 👍 584    🔁 110    💬 14    📌 1
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"What, you wanna be in my stomach?! Weird, but... ok! 💜"

...also big Sisu, just because c;
#mawshot #vore

10.05.2025 14:22 — 👍 638    🔁 122    💬 13    📌 1
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Some Various quality semi-recent doodles LOL

21.04.2025 18:52 — 👍 267    🔁 37    💬 8    📌 0
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CW: #Slime (as in the fantasy creature) #cumflation
#MoleArt #MoleAnimate #MoleLewd

27.03.2025 01:12 — 👍 649    🔁 137    💬 6    📌 0
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CW: Vore, 

Bailey quickie 2025-02-24

25.02.2025 03:42 — 👍 504    🔁 76    💬 5    📌 0
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CW: Vore, 

Bailey quickie 60m 2025-03-24

25.03.2025 00:45 — 👍 53    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
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CW: Vore, 

Shuck Quickie 2025-03-18

25.03.2025 00:39 — 👍 238    🔁 36    💬 0    📌 0
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CW: Vore, Internals

Chiko S4 C - Devfuzz

25.03.2025 00:49 — 👍 90    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
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CW: Vore, Internals

Chiko S4 D - Devfuzz

25.03.2025 00:50 — 👍 155    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 0
A 2 image sequence. The first panel shows Liliko (ae/aer) with Sesame (he/him) in up to his hips between aer breasts. Liliko is pressing down on him to push him the rest of the way. The second panel shows aer having successfully done so, leaving only Sesame's tail sticking out which Liliko playfully holds in aer mouth. Aer breasts have grown noticeably larger as ae press them together, and a small amount of milk now leaks out as well.

A 2 image sequence. The first panel shows Liliko (ae/aer) with Sesame (he/him) in up to his hips between aer breasts. Liliko is pressing down on him to push him the rest of the way. The second panel shows aer having successfully done so, leaving only Sesame's tail sticking out which Liliko playfully holds in aer mouth. Aer breasts have grown noticeably larger as ae press them together, and a small amount of milk now leaks out as well.

[ boob vore ]
Its a bit of a tight fit, but if Sesame wants to hang out on aer chest for a while ae is not going to complain.

#rootober2024 #vore

01.11.2024 14:07 — 👍 634    🔁 123    💬 6    📌 0