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Ryan Pfeiffer

@candyman106.bsky.social

Editor. Forget-it-er. Artist? Milk crate collector. Candy connoisseur. Woman who forgets things. Staunch Jim Davis supporter. Mother of none. Also I'm forgetfu

43 Followers  |  73 Following  |  267 Posts  |  Joined: 26.07.2023
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All roads under capitalism lead to monopoly...

04.03.2026 18:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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have you ever wanted something so badly that just the fact you cant hold it in your hands rips your heart like a torn ligament?

reba mcentire lunch box

03.03.2026 04:40 — 👍 42    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

This is so good lmao Fatal Farm needs to see this

01.03.2026 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Religion is for people who are too scared to admit we'll never have all the answers. It's easier to believe you can follow a guidebook to get them all and be reassured every week that the guidebook is all you need to trust in.

27.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Some more details and corrections:
The candies were purported to warm your mouth to mimic the feeling of eating soup. When you visited the site you were immediately redirected to Walmart's website and only there were they sold. Scalper bots bought out the entire supply within two minutes.

27.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I tried it myself at home and the bread really takes over. You're better off eating the eggs by themselves.

26.02.2026 07:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Clearly their names are Crunch, Crunch, and More Crunch and they spend all their time evading the Kellogg's lawyers.

24.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jacob Elordi famously replaced Andrew Garfield as Frankenstein's Monster, but I think he should've swapped Wuthering Heights with him. Imho Garfield should've played Heathcliff

21.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Oh my god

21.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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?

20.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gotta go with a pick from the DLC fighters pack

19.02.2026 03:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blaze it ('shmallow

16.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

did you know trans people are never on time to things? google trans late

15.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 1171    🔁 236    💬 17    📌 9

Thank you Zoey you are so kind to us losers <3

15.02.2026 06:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Literally the only possible benefit

14.02.2026 13:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@ Robby Motz

14.02.2026 11:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Of course I studied the classics

11.02.2026 06:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Funny that this makes it look less colorful than a standard box

10.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Throwing on old halftime shows as background music" is kinda wild to me

10.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

911

09.02.2026 05:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gorgeous cake! Wish them a happy fourth birthday for me

05.02.2026 05:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
an image of bubs concession stand at sunset. there's an empty plastic drinking cup on top of the sign. the marquee says "DISA5TER AVERTED."

an image of bubs concession stand at sunset. there's an empty plastic drinking cup on top of the sign. the marquee says "DISA5TER AVERTED."

Carry on.

04.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 981    🔁 234    💬 11    📌 2
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Homestarmy, it's time to arm up... (if you'll excuse the expression

03.02.2026 02:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really like the voice tbh

01.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They're just friends!

01.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I genuinely think the more you double down on a baffling unfunny bit and the more effort you spend on it without thinking it out for even a second the funnier it becomes. This is what life is all about, baybee!! Increasingly unfunny bits!!

01.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

30.01.2026 18:24 — 👍 9716    🔁 2473    💬 25    📌 37

You have to have some big balls for that

27.01.2026 15:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0