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That's Sid's brother. He's the black sheep of the family. He wrote his own bible. We don't talk about Adolph...

Before he was murdered, maybe 25% of the US population heard the name Charlie Kirk; fewer knew why he actually did. Today, most everyone knows the name, but the same tiny number know what he did.

You can't possibly believe President Jabba The Pedoführer believes in God, Christian or otherwise.

What's her point? I believed in Santa Clause on Christmas Eve and fat load of good it did me on Christmas morning!

That anazing woman will not be kept down; lucky for us.

Bring on Ben Affleck and the Dun' Kings!

Satan called. He doesn't want her. He's afraid she'll stink the place up and ruin his Airbnb reviews.

Just think of how many McDonald's Happy Meals Jabba The Pedoführer could buy with that! Or, if you're one 'o 'dem damn liberal pansies, how many McDonald's Happy Meals you could buy for starving children.

Our priorities are phukced up...

That was in one of the Gnostic Gospels that didn't make the final cut at the time the Bible was first published. It was written by Judas' second cousin, Sid.

Argh! My eyes! My eyes! How the phukc am I ever going to unsee that?!? Arrrggghhh....

I've got a feeling, based on fact, that you, Karoline Leavitt, are an ignorant mouthpiece for a corrupt POS administration. You are, therefore, based on fact, a corrupt POS yourself. FYI; rumor has it that Hell sucks...and it's really hot, so don't forget a water bottle.

Jasmine Crockett and those like her are the reason I still have hope for this country. A powerhouse of intelligence and a fierce determination to fight for what is right. Truly a class act. I am glad she is young enough to be around for years to come.

Dear President Jabba The Pedoführer:

Pissed off future Iranian terrorist here...

Just want to thank you for Kash Patel. You have made my upcoming job so much easier!

See you soon!

ENOUGH!

Biden this, Biden that! For phukc's sake!

Immigrants? Biden's fault.

Economy? Biden's fault.

Prices? Biden's fault.

Starting a war without determining how to evacuate US civilians? Biden's fault.

Running out of munitions on the 3rd day of your war? Biden's fault.

ENOUGH!

That's what class, political or otherwise, looks like.

Ha! I see what you did there!

So, if destroying Iran is supposed to pave the way for Jesus' second coming, Armageddon, something tells me it isn't Iran He's going to punish. My money is on Him condemning to eternal damnation those Christian Nationalists who are worshipping another god - Jabba The Pedoführer - before His Father.

Well said! An apt description!

This never, ever gets old! 🤣

Sounds almost intelligent, which is a crystal clear indication that Jabba did not write it.

Team Bacon!

Why would the airspace around the Middke East be closed? Could it be because of all the air strikes the US is carrying out? Or the completely "unexpected" Iranian retaliation? Clearly, our Department of War has a plan for this "surprise," right? Right, Petey? Nevermind; Petey's at the bar...

What is the meaning of life? How did everything come to be? Why do restaurant burgers taste so much better than what we make ourselves? We may never know the answers to such deep mysteries. The Jabba question you pose is not one of those deep questions: the SC and Congress are spineless toads.

This is BACON were talking about...

She does indeed...

Bibi is speaking!? Didn't we already have the State of the Union address a short while ago? What possibly changed?

Hmm...with qualities like that of course Jabba would appoint her DHS Secretary. Only the bestest and bigliest for this administration, eh?

One of his ass-lickers missed Jabba's ass and landed on his neck. While there, the ass-licker decided, "Well, what the hell, this is a good spot to land a hickey on my Dear Leader, President Jabba The Pedoführer." And so, the ass-licker puckered up and became a hickey-giver. Damn opportunist!

The Democrats will not support additional DHS funding. Jabba, The Gnome, Drunken Petey, Lil' Marco, JD Couchhumper, Bibi, et al, start a war with a terrorist state that posed no real threat to the US. Republicans now demand DHS funding to protect the US from Iran's terrorism threats. Is that right?

That's why Boebert is Boebert. She's an idiot. If that theater loving bimbo thinks she can hold her own against Hillary Clinton... The look on Hillary Clinton's face says everything.