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ok everybody be chill for the formation lap

Pi-crash-tri :(

‘spring forward’ is certainly a positive spin on the situation

me (racing F1): sorry! *gesturing* you go ahead!

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well why don’t you eat a great big sandwich about it? (I am)

Condoleeza Rice? The Inaugural Member of the College Football Playoff Selection Committee?

this is always the thing for me: even if you want to give him the benefit of the doubt, it’s not ‘cancel culture’ to say someone who was oblivious to the meaning of a tattoo on his chest for years isn’t thoughtful enough to be a senator. that’s just assessing competency.

one of the biggest things I think about as a dad is making sure my kid doesn’t feel an inherent sense of shame for just being human, it’s a brutal way to live and shapes children in such terrible ways.

did YOU learn about how the economic system of the old testament was capitalism as god intended? that one’s really helped me in my day-to-day life.

Never was a story of more “whoaaaa,” than this of Juliet and her Romeo

a bro by any other name would still be a good hang, dude.

however many gaps you think evangelicals have in their education it’s worse than that. these aren’t folks who know how the world works in any real way. they’ve been taught to be ‘in the world, not of it,’ and they need that same level of understanding parroted back at them or they get scared.

when I was a kid my evangelical biology textbook said dinosaur bones were meant to test our faith in a young earth but sure we need some evangelical scientists to foster trust with that crowd

You sure about that? I think you should leave meme

mfw the new Apple F1 ads say the cars go 240 mph

reddit posts a sampling for the search penable penabled my daughter penabled a 9 yo girl today ive been penabled I want to penable by coworker, suggestions? pen and ink to PENable a 12 year old

I have been a fountain pen user for a decade plus but I have never ventured onto r/fountainpen and I just learned that they calling getting others into fountain pens penabling and I just cannot

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

For real, I really need people to please stop going, "Look! The chatbot 'told' me..." with things. See: www.readtpa.com/p/grok-cant-...

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

the new F1 intro really should’ve included an engine battery recharging somewhere in there

well he died young man! his heart gave out!

interesting twist: which of these two men was a worse person might surprise you!

I genuinely don’t know what he did for work, he died when my mom was little and once your secret families have been discovered it’s all anyone talks about.

both WWII vets, one came back and worked at the Pepsi factory, the other started 3 families across the country, none of them knowing about the others until his death.

screenshot of Diablo IV item called VIGOROUS OF THE POWERFUL and its image is a bright pink square with the letters PH I assume for “placeholder”

why use shitty AI for placeholder content in your game when you could Vigorous of the Powerful?

I love how outlandishly unserious this program is about locations, this is alleged to be literally Iowa

Zyhir Hope is gonna be a dude

“At the end of the day, she didn’t sound any better than some of these ultra-conservative people who were demeaning Black and Brown folk on a regular basis,” said Rev. Rodney Sadler, a Bible scholar and longtime community activist in Charlotte. “It felt like a betrayal of the utmost.” Cunningham’s comments proved so problematic for Sadler that he said he realized that she was “no longer worthy of being our representative” and he had to run against her. “It drove me to a point of saying, ‘She needs to go, and she needs to go now,’” the 58-year-old pastor, who works at Charlotte’s Union Presbyterian Seminary, told Bolts.

this guy challenged a sitting Democratic lawmaker in yesterday's primary, angered by her pro-ICE vote, and he ousted her 70% to 22%.

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i used to really know how to party

getting to that age where I get a lot of 3d printing content suggested to me so that sucks