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@chrisheg.bsky.social

#NUFC (& Moss FK) - based in Oslo Avid reader, smoker & drinker Ishtar is a masterpiece and Beastie Boys are the sh*t - don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

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Latest posts by chrisheg.bsky.social on Bluesky

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So this was a smorgasboard or a bring yer own, kinda thing?

28.10.2025 14:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hør hør!

21.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dette er sweet!

19.10.2025 17:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dønn seriøst, lag en selv. Det er ikke veldig vanskelig og det blir nesten alltid slik du har sett det for deg - fra tak til gulv. Tar ikke lange tida heller, et fint dagsprosjekt.

16.10.2025 21:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait and see. I'll offer an arm and a leg if Norway gives this to Donald. More likely, but not very likely, we'll give it to Greta Thunberg. Reckon some environmental group, or landmines folks will get it.

09.10.2025 22:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No worries, mate. We'll give it to Greta Thunberg before him - just to piss him off. Reckon we'll opt for some environmental issues instead, though. The chicken way...

09.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bring it on. Bigger chance of Greta Thunberg getting it than that moron. Norway faced big problems from China when Liu Xiaobo won it in 2010 - bring it fecking on!

09.10.2025 21:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Etter ha sett dagens NRK Urix er min umiddelbare reaksjon at Hadle Rasmus Bjuland bare kan ta meg sine overlegne kristne verdier til Helvete.

Der de hører hjemme.

Bortsett fra dette har Israel gjennom nå snart åtti år malt seg selv inn i et hjørne. Ett hverken de eller palestinerne kommer ut av.

08.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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My fire extinguisher worked. No fire, just a mate having a shit when I thought it would be swell to see what could happen if one put action into a crazy idea.

21.09.2025 07:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sure mate. Keep them coming

17.09.2025 18:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's Norwegian.

16.09.2025 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jeg tror jeg er skyldig i dette. Men jeg gjør det også mot menn. Dersom jeg føler mottaker er en røver, eller skøyer om du vil, så får han kjapt et blunk fra meg. Det du, muligens, impliserer kunne ikke vært fjernere fra mine intensjoner.

11.09.2025 17:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tar jeg feil så er det bare trist, men Remi (Rødt) er inne. Han er to-tre år yngre enn meg, men vi spilte i band på samme tida i Moss. Remi er hard core punk, og en skikkelig bra fyr.

10.09.2025 00:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Erling Braut Haaland now has 22778 goals for Norway.

09.09.2025 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rat!

01.09.2025 22:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's a rat!

01.09.2025 22:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A rat!

01.09.2025 22:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The legend who only played 4 minutes. I'm ok with that!

01.09.2025 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣🤣

01.09.2025 19:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alle leter etter "Headless body in topless bar". Uten å skjønne at ingen slår den - aldri, (hands down).

31.08.2025 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More of this sort of things, please.

31.08.2025 14:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He wants to go to next year's WC with Sweden. If he doesn't have a new club by tomorrow's evening he'll be doing all kinds of kissing ass on social media. We'll take him back. We might have lost out on 7 points already without him.

31.08.2025 13:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Our (football fans) brains are like a sieve. We'll forget this in a jiffy. He has to play somewhere and if Liverpool are not willing to bid our asking price he'll come begging for time on the pitch. And we'll accept him back. Half hearted, perhaps, but when he does an Aspirilla at SJP it's forgotten

31.08.2025 13:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I don't get this. If you, as a worker, go on strike your trade union pay you for "your trouble". Not the employer. At least in Scandinavia. I really don't get that Newcastle have to pay a player that has made it clear he doesn't want to be a part of the corporation's future plans.

31.08.2025 13:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd be gutted if we sell him at a bargain price just because he's a rat and trying to force his way out of the club. Sweden's got a good chance of playing WC next year - he's desperate to play somewhere before that. Three years left on his contract. If we accept anything lower than £140m we're mugs

31.08.2025 12:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spot on, when you're selling a product the value of said product is the price the seller puts on it. If the customer thinks it's too pricy no deal has to be done. This is basic economics.

31.08.2025 12:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not sure that I can agree with that. He's saying that time's running out and that he believes there was understanding that he could leave. Newcastle hardly ever buy 28 years old players and this could be his only chance to play CL football. He's doing it respectfully, I think.

31.08.2025 12:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mixing hi vis and camouflage never made anyone look particularly clever.

28.08.2025 12:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anywhere else in the world, this guy would get 23 votes. The US must be the dumbest place in the world.

22.08.2025 11:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I et utopisk samfunn burde no sånt være plenty nok til å flytte velgere fra høyre til venstre. Men vi befinner oss, sørgelig nok, i idotalderen.

22.08.2025 11:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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