Saruman: βOne of the Halflings carries some snacks of great value. Bring them to me alive, and unspoiled. Kill the others!β
24.11.2025 23:14 β π 15 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0@andiewington.bsky.social
Writer of funny fantasy novels, comics, and computer games. Also writes for Warhammer (Black Library), 2000AD, and Steamforged Games. New book: Bones & Betrayals: Silence of the Dead out now!
Saruman: βOne of the Halflings carries some snacks of great value. Bring them to me alive, and unspoiled. Kill the others!β
24.11.2025 23:14 β π 15 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0βGARY! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
I SAID TO SUMMON A GOD, GARYβ¦
A GOOOOOOOOD!!β
Aragorn: βYou have my Trumpetβ¦β
Legolas: βAnd you have my Harpβ¦β
Gimli: ββAnd my GIANT FUCKING HAMMER!β
Gandalf: βThere is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share p-OW!...β
24.11.2025 20:00 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Shadowfax, taking one look at the weather and deciding the beacons of Gondor can wait another dayβ¦
24.11.2025 15:57 β π 16 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Aragorn: βYou HAVE my sword!β
Gimli: βAnd MY axe!β
Gandalf: βErmβ¦ Legolas?β
Legolas: β¦
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I was going for that Vasquez, Gorman moment from 'Aliens'.
24.11.2025 14:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ββGandalf,β the old bear repeated, as if recalling from old memory a long disused word. βYes, that was the name... I ate Gandalfβ¦β
24.11.2025 13:41 β π 14 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs very kind to say, thank you!
24.11.2025 12:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I cannot stress enough how much I hope Andi Ewington continues to write for the black library. Heβs got the exact same sense of humour as Daniel Hardcastle and the same ability to pull on your heartstrings about things you ALREADY know are going to happen.
Banger book long live Da Red Gobbo
'I Would Have Followed You, My Brother... My Captain, My Kingβ¦'
23.11.2025 21:46 β π 67 π 19 π¬ 2 π 1Sorry for the late signal boost, folks, it's been a whirlwind day largely spent at the rink. Here's my take on this year's Red Gobbo novella by Andi Ewington!
#Warhammer #BookSky #BlackLibrary
Treebeardβs cat, waiting for the moment the old Ent will finally quit hauling the hobbits about and put them down againβ¦
23.11.2025 16:00 β π 35 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks so much for the thoughtful and meticulous review! Excellent stuff!
22.11.2025 16:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In a back-to-back book reviewing storm, Jay returns for a special Saturday edition, reviewing Da Red Gobbo's Last Stand by Andi Ewington!
22.11.2025 14:00 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1Grab this funny, fantasy whodunnit book while it's on offer! Perfect for Christmas!
www.bonesandbetrayals.com/post/bones-b...
Having just wrapped up writing the adventure for a big boardgame IP, Iβm currently on the hunt for my next project. If you have any comics, novels, boardgames, game design, computer games development, or art direction needed β then give me a shout!
21.11.2025 15:48 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Having just wrapped up writing the adventure for a big boardgame IP, Iβm currently on the hunt for my next project. If you have any comics, novels, boardgames, game design, computer games development, or art direction needed β then give me a shout!
21.11.2025 15:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grab this funny, fantasy whodunnit book while it's on offer! Perfect for Christmas!
www.bonesandbetrayals.com/post/bones-b...
Didnβt realise Warhammer had added an excerpt of my Red Gobbo novella to their Xmas Festive Guide!
18.11.2025 22:50 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cheers for the nice mention!
17.11.2025 18:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Amazing stuff! Congrats!
17.11.2025 18:05 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Amazing! Hope you enjoy π₯°
16.11.2025 17:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Here are four funny books of mine you should readβ¦
15.11.2025 11:24 β π 16 π 7 π¬ 1 π 1Bones & Betrayals: A Chat with Andi Ewington, Erica Marks and Calum Alexander Watt downthetubes.net/bones-betray...
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