Shoshana

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

Imagine organizing your whole life around a movie whose central point you missed.

At the movie theater for a mystery sneak preview. All I know is it is Rated R. 🤞🏻

Was sitting on my bed, turning my tights right side out to put them on and a spider fell out of them and fled somewhere underneath my comforter. How am I supposed to sleep tonight?

Weird timeline.

Ahhhh I see. Also, heyyyyy.

Wait. Did the Epstein files get released while I was in trial?

Finished closing arguments on the first trial I have gotten to the finish line in 6 years. I forgot how exhilarating it is, even while also being completely exhausting (once it’s over and the adrenaline goes away lol). I really am a trial lawyer.

The softest Nazis you ever did see They're tough guys in the streets and delicate little babies in court.

"They want everyone to know these thugs they’ve deployed to terrorize cities are battle-hardened and impervious to pain. But in court, they're such delicate flowers that if they are, say, lightly grazed by a sandwich, they are entitled to justice because of the horrific assault they have suffered."

Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

If you have to accept that greed is human nature and we should organise around it, you also have to accept that people begging for food wanting to set fire to trillionaires is also human nature.

A lot of people who would rather be broke or have their businesses fail than an illegal immigrant get health care, to the point where they’ll accept the former when the latter isn’t even on the table www.reuters.com/world/us/fed...

@jessicatarlov.bsky.social: “The government has killed 32 people in 7 strikes with no proof they were traffickers. The admiral leading the mission quit. If we had evidence, they’d face a court, not a drone.”

Seven strikes. Thirty-two dead. Zero indictments.

BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

Black American soldiers literally dug these WWII graves. Traumatic. To acknowledge that fact at a cemetery they helped construct is something the Heritage Foundation cannot accept. As Veterans Day approaches, never forget that this country both compels and disrespects Black military service. Always.

Asking the important questions!

esquire article with headline “why does gen z love rumours so much?”

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

There is zero excuse for police, in a free society, to wear a mask.

Cowards

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Atlanta Braves let him go because they tought he was too old to remain the reliable clutch power hitter he's always been for his entire career.

That fateful decision was [checks notes] ... four years ago.

(People underestimate how much of the Dodgers "huge payroll" is them signing older guys to contracts they deserved that their own teams refused to give them.)

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THANK GOD

I cannot take extra innings. Please end this now, boys.

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

Finished S2 of Nobody Wants This and overall enjoyed it, but nothing is ever as good of the getting together part of romcoms so it suffers a little in comparison to S1.

Fun side note: I 100% clocked the season finale location as the Academy museum just from their initial elevator ride!

this is exactly what's happening

a terrifying sight, a bus where dogs have taken over, all dogs riding the bus, no humans in sight, just good boys sitting on the bus waiting for a head pat, horrifying

Zohran Mamdani's promises of free busses might sound great, but I live in Albuquerque NM where city busses have been free for five years and I'm here to tell you the truth. This is what every bus in my city looks like now. Think carefully about your choice this November.

Right wing american christianity is an interesting religion. It grants privileges to its adherents, but obligations to everyone else. bsky.app/profile/razz...