Ash Goblin

We can't bring in more advanced books for the students who need them because some people don't want smarter children if that means challenging their parents world view.

But yet, we're forced to have the Moms Of Liberty books in a K-3 library. (2)

I recently embarked on a new job working in a library and want to say:

Mom's of Liberty is a hate group. And they are forcing children who can read at a higher grade level to dumb themselves down. (1)

Right-Wing Priest Booted From Priesthood After Mimicking Musk's Nazi-Like Salute At Pro-Life Summit Good riddance!

Bye!

Nothing will be bloodless. Suicide rates will spike. Hate crimes will spike. Crimes against women and children will spike.

None of us are safe.

Chappell Roan: You can kiss a hundred boys in bars --
Me: K bye
Chappell: No wait let me finish

Me, to Magic 8 Ball: Will I ever be happy?

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your insurance should cover it [pic of doctor looking at patient] but it doesn't

Chronic Illness & Insurance
#healthinsurancememes #healthinsurance #chronicillnessmemes

It would not hurt if this meme were spread far and wide enough for Trump to see it and conclude Musk got him in trouble, causing a split.

Everything.

Singular moments of happiness in a sea of bad news

God grant me the serenity to not lose my shit today & tequila cause, well you know

Well said, Pete Buttigieg

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.

He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.

It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.

Make America Suffer Again

…and again, and again

RFK Jr is a gently alive corpse with a tanning membership

NEWS An American Airlines passenger jet has collided with a Black Hawk Army helicopter and crashed into the Potomac River in Washington DC. Just last week, Trump FIRED the heads of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) and the Coast Guard, and disbanded the Aviation Security Advisory Committee.

Destroying America, one Executive Order at a time...

7 years later, I'm still sad 🐯

In 35 years, I've never been afraid of flying until today.

And of course I'm getting on a plane in Baltimore tomorrow.

A tweet from Melanie D'Arrigo reads: "If you're upset that immigrants know their rights, it means you were planning on violating their rights." Below the tweet is a screenshot from an article by The Daily Beast titled "Trump Border Czar Rages About Migrants Being Too 'Educated' About Rights in ICE Round-Ups." The article includes a quote: "They call it 'Know Your Rights.' I call it 'How to escape arrest,'" whined Tom Homan. The article is written by Liam Archarcki, a Breaking News Intern, and was published and last updated on January 28, 2025. Below the article screenshot is an image from a CNN broadcast titled "THE SOURCE" with the headline "FEDERAL AGENTS LAUNCH NATIONWIDE IMMIGRATION BLITZ" featuring Tom Homan, identified as President Trump's Border Czar, speaking on the show.

Agreed!

If Joe Biden fired 100 FAA employees and a plane crash happened just a few hours later, Fox News would bring Lou Dobbs back from the dead with wall-to-wall coverage blaming it on Biden.

Many Deaths Feared After Plane Crashes Into Helicopter Near Washington D.C.: Live Updates The American Airlines jet plunged into the Potomac River after the midair collision. Sixty-four people were on the plane, including U.S. and Russian figure skaters returning from a camp in Kansas.

Many people were feared dead after an American Airlines passenger jet carrying 64 people collided in midair with a U.S. Army helicopter and crashed into the Potomac River on Wednesday night near Reagan National Airport outside Washington, D.C.

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@thedailyshow.com is reporting on all the J6 ers who are out committing crimes😂😂😂

Watched enough anime as a teen to become a 35 year old woman with green anime hair. At least the kids in my son's Taekwondo class think I'm cool 🤣

I feel like these were so much better as a kid lol not they're stupidly sweet to me. Still yummy but def sugar spiking lol

Favorite girl scout cookies and go

AS A TREAT