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Asphodel

@assphodel.bsky.social

certified mothma'am 💿 here to corrupt your hard drive and your heart 💿 az·fuh·del

362 Followers  |  395 Following  |  827 Posts  |  Joined: 21.09.2023
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🤜 Kung Fu Hustle

🤜 3/5/26

🤜 8pm CT

🤜 Be there or be 🟥

🤜 Movie Night #182

(back on my bullshit)

05.03.2026 01:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm really hopeful I will like it once I get it working with my trackers and whatnot. I was told it was a lot more comfy by someone I trust and not having the dangling ear pieces like the index is a huge win

04.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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hello darkness my old friend

(my index is literally falling apart and it was so uncomfortable so we trying something new)

gonna try to set this up without wanting to blow my shit smoove off

04.03.2026 22:16 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

love you homie. we are all here for you

04.03.2026 06:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Feeling myself slip away. Is this part of the process?

#Airi3D #VRCPhotography

04.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 47    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

when life gives you lemons you binge parks and rec with your friends

...and make lemonade or whatever i guess

04.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

a little cheesy if you ask me (I secretly want one)

03.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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> SIGNAL FOUND

> SOURCE UNKNOWN

03.03.2026 16:10 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I have found my queen 🙏 such a good avatar

03.03.2026 03:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i saw a centipede baddie in a black latex outfit once and i still think about her

02.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

they just don't make them like they used to 😔

02.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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if you look like this dm me IMMEDIATELY

02.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Happy Sunday, everyone!

Episode 186 of the Garage30 Radio #LatencyMix feat. @crunchyjointsvr.bsky.social is out now on SoundCloud!

soundcloud.com/garage30radi...

01.03.2026 17:52 — 👍 39    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 1
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staring at a giant anus waiting for @zerooneonefour.net to make their character

01.03.2026 06:33 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

really not a fan of that @geech.net guy

01.03.2026 04:52 — 👍 18    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

they get us addicted to their poison (Taco Bell) so that they can sell us the cure (Taco Bell)

28.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 22    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

ruptured eardrum headass 🥲

28.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's running out

27.02.2026 05:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

people who put their specs in their chatbox are bozos and you can't change my mind 🤡

26.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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look at this photograph. everytime i do i think of giraffes or whatever nickelback said.

26.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

7pm at the absolute earliest. I go to bed around midnight or sometimes later and my ass would be going to bed starving if I ate at 4pm

26.02.2026 00:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

trying to decide if i lock in for another year in a city i don't love or if i find an apartment elsewhere 🥲

25.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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1000 hour ket and goon sesh anyone?

25.02.2026 00:03 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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1000 hour goon sesh

25.02.2026 00:04 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

you gotta keep on keepin on

24.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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this is how i be when yall compliment my avatar. im just a moth

23.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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GANG

@minti.zip @geech.net @assphodel.bsky.social @walleee.bsky.social @propsad.art

22.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 18    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

have i ever asked you to play jackbox? you may be entitled to financial compensation

22.02.2026 00:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Hey everyone, I've spent the last few months building out a new platform called Mixfall. It's a place where we can upload our mixes and have an enjoyable listening experience for a reasonable price.

I've put a lot of time and effort into it, so it'd be great if you could check it out.

19.02.2026 02:16 — 👍 56    🔁 18    💬 3    📌 0
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a man in a white shirt and blue jeans is dancing on a stage ALT: a man in a white shirt and blue jeans is dancing on a stage

next time I see you in the club I'm hitting you with the

18.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0