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Asphodel

@assphodel.bsky.social

certified mothma'am 💿 here to corrupt your hard drive and your heart 💿 az·fuh·del

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are you a fossil? cause i’m digging you 🦖

10.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 39    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

my favorite part about rewatching all of the scream movies is listening to fyzika's commentary about how fucking stupid everyone is

09.03.2026 21:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"We gotta replace the goth girls with @fyzika.bsky.social "

- @wakevrc.online

09.03.2026 04:49 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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don't worry baby, i'll pay for dinner

08.03.2026 20:14 — 👍 25    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

who is they

07.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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is somebody gonna match my freak

(drinking thc infused seltzer from the chewbacca goblet)

07.03.2026 00:42 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"the dinosaurs" released today and you bet your sweet ass i'm gonna watch it in my dinosaur pajamas to celebrate the way god intended

06.03.2026 19:26 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cold pizza is better than hot pizza and there isn't a damn thing you can say to change my mind

06.03.2026 19:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

green with envy

06.03.2026 06:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

but do you have rootbeer

06.03.2026 05:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

can someone just make a nice curly hair for booth models or do i have to blow my shit smoove off

06.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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same energy

06.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that's my hope lol because I find myself very often wanting to "take the toaster off" because of how much I hate wearing my index. it's just the setup I am dragging my feet on 🫠

05.03.2026 20:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🤜 Kung Fu Hustle

🤜 3/5/26

🤜 8pm CT

🤜 Be there or be 🟥

🤜 Movie Night #182

(back on my bullshit)

05.03.2026 01:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm really hopeful I will like it once I get it working with my trackers and whatnot. I was told it was a lot more comfy by someone I trust and not having the dangling ear pieces like the index is a huge win

04.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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hello darkness my old friend

(my index is literally falling apart and it was so uncomfortable so we trying something new)

gonna try to set this up without wanting to blow my shit smoove off

04.03.2026 22:16 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

love you homie. we are all here for you

04.03.2026 06:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Feeling myself slip away. Is this part of the process?

#Airi3D #VRCPhotography

04.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 48    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

when life gives you lemons you binge parks and rec with your friends

...and make lemonade or whatever i guess

04.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

a little cheesy if you ask me (I secretly want one)

03.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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> SIGNAL FOUND

> SOURCE UNKNOWN

03.03.2026 16:10 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I have found my queen 🙏 such a good avatar

03.03.2026 03:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i saw a centipede baddie in a black latex outfit once and i still think about her

02.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

they just don't make them like they used to 😔

02.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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if you look like this dm me IMMEDIATELY

02.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Happy Sunday, everyone!

Episode 186 of the Garage30 Radio #LatencyMix feat. @crunchyjointsvr.bsky.social is out now on SoundCloud!

soundcloud.com/garage30radi...

01.03.2026 17:52 — 👍 39    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 1
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staring at a giant anus waiting for @zerooneonefour.net to make their character

01.03.2026 06:33 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

really not a fan of that @geech.net guy

01.03.2026 04:52 — 👍 18    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

they get us addicted to their poison (Taco Bell) so that they can sell us the cure (Taco Bell)

28.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 22    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

ruptured eardrum headass 🥲

28.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0