Taylor Peyton

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Thought about looking up flights to DC for the Spirit semifinal game but then I remembered...

You know what? Maybe it was worth it after all 😂

pardon our french but

AUBREY MOTHERFUCKING KINGSBURY!!!!!!!&^%!&^%!&^$!^%$!^%$!^%$!&$%^!$!&^&!$^!&!&^!%!^&%!&^!%*^&!%87678768*&^!^*&&^!*%^&!%^&*!&%^!&

why would the spirit do this to me, specifically

What did I do to deserve this penalty shootout? 🤮

MONDAY!!!!!!

Ban VAR

Fucking hate losing to them

Okay yeah. This is more like it 😎 #ALLCAPS

If I have to witness a Crosby hat trick against the Caps after the day I've had...

I'm sure Bluesky, of all places, will understand why I'm put off by Coca Cola's AI ad and will try to avoid buying their products when possible.

That being said, I love my Rum & Cokes. So I'm open to suggestions for new mixers in case Rum & RC Cola doesn't quite hit the same...

900!

I hate everything

I've got a bad feeling about this

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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As if the 11's clutch issue wasn't bad enough. Now I have to worry about these tires dropping like flies?? #NASCAR

Spirit win would be nice too but I'm not too bothered with home field being clinched and all 😂

It's been a long, very unfun day so far. So Denny, Commanders, please give me what i want

Maybe the first version of this post was a bit too mean-spirited, which I don't want to be.

But rest assured that I am content with this World Series, and I'm still hoping that my beloved Orioles will be next Bird team to win it 😎

I would much rather go through this in October/November than January/February, or god forbid March/April.

But this isn't fun. Here's hoping a fix presents itself soon. #ALLCAPS

Embellishment my ass

Obligatory "fuck the instigator rule" #ALLCAPS

That Sabres goal is my fault

Is this the get right game? #ALLCAPS

The U is back 😎

A Weakened Friends show is arrrguably the best way to spend Halloween. Especially when the Bass player compliments the costume that you bought at the literal last minute 😂

A Weakened Friends show is arrrguably the best way to spend Halloween. Especially when the Bass player compliments the costume that you bought at the literal last minute 😂

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Spongebob and Patrick got it right