Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian

(oc) a thousand roses💗🌹

Messing around in boats

Watercolour painting of a deer fawn coming down from a jump, looking slightly up, on a plain white background. Faint traces of snow can be seen underneath their hooves, and behind them a wave of almost explosive greenery with different forms of plants form a green circle

Dream of Abundance 🦌🌿

I WISH I KNEW!!!! OR PERHAPS I DONT…..

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
(1) WHY ARE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS DISCUSSING MY BURGER PREFERENCES
(2) WHAT IS A NATIVE BURGER EATER. IS THAT A POLITE WAY OF SAYING AMERICAN
(3) SPICY RANCH???? HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A BURGER, MONSIEUR?????????

THIS IS FAHRENHEIT, BY THE WAY, YOU FUNNY OLDE WORLD CELSIUS HAVERS…..REAL FAHRENHEIT CROWD RISE UP……

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELLLLL OMFFFGGGGGGGG I FELT LIKE MY FACE WAS BURNING

Werewolf dick that destroys vampires, call that a garlic knot. Or something. I don’t fucking know, you shitpost then if it’s that easy

IM CRYING….YOU WANT THIS BURGER SO BAD BUT YOU WOULD STILL SHARE SOME WITH ME…..IM SO TOUCHED……

OH MY GOD THAT SOUBDS SO LIT. YOURE CONING TO THE COTTAGE. IDEAL

OH MY GOD HERE I THOUGHT YOU HAD SOME FRESH BLORBOS TO FEED ME AND IT WAS OUR HOCKEY ONES ALL ALONG. WHICH, VALID ANYWAY

OMG NO RIGHT NOW ITS MOSTLY VAMPIRE BLORBOS BUT PLS TELL ME WHAT AAME IS I ALWAYS NEED MORE BLORBOS

IM KEPT ALIVE BY A SLOW BUT STEADY DRIP OF BLORBOS MEL. I NEED TO GET MORE OF THESE

something from last year

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY BUT IN MY CASE IT MAYBE ONLY MAKES ME MORE INSANE SO I’LL SETTLE FOR THAT. THANKS FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION ANON

MONEY CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR GOODS AND SERVICES

basil, dorian and sibyl
#thepictureofdoriangray

Хорошо сидит ..
#Хуаляни #благословениенебожителей #tgcf #xualian #селянь #хуачен

Free fall

REY IM SURE IVE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT YOUR BRAIN IS SO BIG

I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A TRAP. LIKE IM GONNA SAY “WHAT’S LITMUS” AND YOU’LL SAY LITMUS ASS OR SOMETHING

YEEHAW

OH LOOK A NEW COVER!!!
IN CASE ANYONE NEEDS SOMETHING TO READ DURING THE AO3 OUTAGE, VOLUMES 1 AND 2 ARE ALREADY OUT AND FREE TO DOWNLOAD!!!!
*VAGUELY WAVES HANDS* VAMPIRES

These three artist proofs will be in the Magic: The Gathering in Miniature III show at @gallerynucleus.bsky.social, curated by @donnycaltrider.bsky.social. The show opens January 31st!

The character Ofelia, from the movie Pan's Labyrinth, is surrounded by food and is about to eat a grape. The Pale Man monster is behind her, distracted by a fairy.

🤚👁️👁️✋ Pan's Labyrinth~

Ofelia, no...

svsss/moshang fanart: mobei jun looms over shang qinghua, who has a stack of books clutched to his chest. mbj's hand is poised to close around sqh's neck; sqh sweats furiously, distracted by mbj's robes gaping open.

#svsss ❄️🐹

Bedside bibles for true believers

a blind vampire and her changeling companion
#oc

THERES KIND OF A COMPELLING BIBLICAL TENSION TO THIS POST