sylvia🍂

this shit is fucking awful

decided to watch that stupid sbs masculinity debate and all it's doing is making me feel like a woman

Well that’s a headline I did not except to see. Ever.

Good Evening, "iTunes for Windows" was a 24 year study dedicated to developing the worst program ever made. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time

Have you upgraded your PC to Windows 95 or are you still on 3.1

Seems legit....

We don't want to be a nation of underachieving Americans.

Dutton cancels viagra prescription after watching Trump, Netanyahu press conference

Our social media team can only apologise for the mental image this can create
chaser.com.au/national/dut...

> balls
Incorrect password.
> b4lls
Incorrect password.
> b4lls%
Incorrect password.
> I love the computer. the computer is my friend. I would never say balls to my computer. I love my computer more than I love humans or human love.
Welcome 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙬𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚

Comic of a shark reading a book with a bunch of documents laying around Text: "Sharks can not do math" "It is okay because sharks are cute"

Sharks are so lucky

*adds you to my database*

Internet user whose computer is possessed by a demon: yeah so there's teeth coming out of the CPU socket and the graphics card fans start saying "hail satan" when temperatures are over 70 degrees

Linux Guy: You should install Linux.

i daily an 8 year old laptop with linux, still going strong 💪 expecting it to last another 8 years 💪💪💪

You use your RGB strips to make pretty rainbows, I do it to increase my computers bisexual lighting, we are not the same

a desk stacked with a bunch of old office computers and peripherals

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

Word of advice: reminiscing about things at 5am is probably not a good idea

beavers aren't real mate what u on about

haiii :3

@sylv.cc found you :3

A working Macintosh SE from 1988 displaying an app for test-pinging IP addresses and a wifi widget showing it’s connected to the internet.

My wife’s Boxing Day project is usually a jigsaw puzzle. Mine was successfully upgrading this 1988 Macintosh SE to use SD cards for hard drives and connect itself to the internet via wifi. Life is astoundingly good.

noooOOOO

b-but- my power button is on the side 😞😞😞😞

You can blame Pluto, I’ll blame Goofy.

a picture of the MS-DOS 6.22 setup wizard on my Eee PC netbook. a USB floppy drive is resting on the keyboard

closeup of the screen which says: Starting MS-DOS... Current date is Thu 12-26-2024 Enter new date (mm-dd-yy): 12-26-24 Invalid date

running ScanDisk’s Surface Scan on a floppy disk via the netbook, which shows a neat colourful visualisation of which clusters it’s examined so far

the holidays are for doing horrible things with computers