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two women are standing in a living room and one of them says that 's not how this works ALT: two women are standing in a living room and one of them says that 's not how this works
20.04.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's making his list...He's checkin' it twice.

He left it at home.

He's texting his wife.

15.04.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Didn't a boar get him at a golfing tournament?

09.04.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having just taken away fact checking, why would I want anyone, my teen included, to be on Facebook?

08.04.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HAHA... Ha... ha... Crap.

07.04.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here are my Top 10 WORST Dogs!

01.04.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4906    ๐Ÿ” 764    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114    ๐Ÿ“Œ 114

I told my teenage son that when I was his age, I used to get 10 CDs in the mail for a penny.

I don't know if he thought I was lying about what a CD was, what a penny was, what the mail was, or all of the above.

31.03.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme.

But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

30.03.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Loweโ€™s Invests $9M to Address Skilled Trades Shortage as Wages Rise Amid Worker Shortage $9 million in grants from Loweโ€™s is going to support 15 nonprofits dedicated to training the next generation of tradespeople to meet the growing demand for workersโ€”fueled by rising wages and expanding job opportunities. The grants support training programs focusing on carpentry and construction, HVAC, electrical, plumbing and appliance repair. From Alaska to Mississippi, each [โ€ฆ] The post Loweโ€™s Invests $9M to Address Skilled Trades Shortage as Wages Rise Amid Worker Shortage appeared first on Good News Network.
15.03.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I hope you're right and we get a lot of people realizing their mistake really soon.

11.03.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the "Trump mystique" comes less from analyzing the economy of the late 20-teens and more from "OwNiNg Da LiBz!"

11.03.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time change Monday is the worst day of the year

10.03.2025 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Smaug emerges for the hunt. @kwspeechie.bsky.social

09.03.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meet Smaug!

(There is an insidious movement to instead use the name Taco.)

08.03.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CADing up new bots?

08.03.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
M.U.L.E. (NES) Theme
YouTube video by Mike from the Midwest M.U.L.E. (NES) Theme

Had to look it up... youtu.be/yseOfLGW7UI?...

07.03.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm humming the music now.

Duh-duhdiduh duh duhdidididuh-diddaduh

07.03.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is an official MULE board game?

07.03.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What?!?!? MULE was one of my favorite NES games that no one else I knew liked.

07.03.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quote of the day:

"The secret of success is to do the common things uncommonly well."

- John D. Rockefeller

07.03.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well this is an interesting new term to add to my vocabulary.

07.03.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure, but lets acknowledge the fact that we've even made him relevant enough to be the punchline for a joke like this is embarrassing enough.

The joke? Not something to be too embarrassed about in comparison.

07.03.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whelp. That'll just about do it for winter. Enough snow has melted where I can see Christmas decorations again.

07.03.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A million percent. Scared, weak democrats are a big part of why we are where we are.

01.03.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He sure looked excited in the meeting...

01.03.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a tunnel with snow on the ground and a light coming out of it ALT: a tunnel with snow on the ground and a light coming out of it

All aboard!

28.02.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do people say, โ€œTuna Fish sandwichโ€.

Yet nobody says, โ€œChicken Bird sandwich."

24.02.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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