Boughs of Hollie

Thank you!

I was gonna say no, but honestly, I think it’s probably not that far off.

The “someone else” was a 1-year-old named Matteo whose family decorated with cowboy stuff with the slogan “Matteo’s First Rodeo” 🥹 So ridiculously cute.

These people called multiple times today wanting to talk to boss 1, who was not there. Then the husband showed up with a big list he wanted to go over during someone else’s party, they’re gonna be so much fun 😐

I’ve only ever put it into stuff (like chili) because it’s a flavor bomb. I’ve weirdly never just spread it on toast.

Robert Stack from Unsolved Mysteries standing in an alleyway with a fog behind him

Nobody was walking through mysterious fog like him

There’s a party at work on Sunday that was scheduled like 8 months ago, before we stopped scheduling parties on Bears game days and I’m kinda bummed about it. Also Sunday is my birthday (39 again!!)

It’s so cool when Netflix freezes mid-movie, I love that

I was thinking about it because I was watching the “Finding Mr Christmas” show and she was a guest.

I hate it/can’t get enough of it

Plus a student who is hot for teacher who I guess hooks up with the teacher at the end? Also some pretty unwelcome musical numbers!

Okay so the best worst Christmas movie is “Holiday High School Reunion,” which is also under the title “Christmas Crush.” It’s got a mean girl glee club that performs multiple times during this “reunion” that seems to last like 12 hours, no one would c put up with these bitches.

🫤 Man I just want some real good thriller novels, come on

It’s on the Prime, um, Hallmark package. “Finding Mr. Christmas” hosted by Aaron Samuels from Mean Girls ✨

a group of men in tuxedos and bow ties are sitting in a theater and the letters fys are on the bottom Alt: Lenny from The Simpsons in a tux, anxiously watching

Okay so there’s a show where men compete to play the lead in a Hallmark Christmas movie?

Wow I hate the iPhone update

Don’t think I didn’t immediately think this!!1

(But I don’t think he was there today)

Done by an adult man.

This just made me really miss Tapped Out (again)

The few seconds I was like “Weird A.I.?” It’s ruining everything!

I was curious but not curious enough to ask the custodian how bad it was.

"Whoaoooaaaooooaaa!"

The only explanation!

Who DOES this

This bathroom was cleaned last night and no children have been here, so a grown-ass adult did this.

A toilet in a tiled public bathroom stuffed with toilet paper. A vast amount of toilet paper.

One of the members just alerted us to this

I just found out the kids are Running Up That Hill-ing Tiffany's "I Think We're Alone Now," and honestly good for them

a cartoon character is playing frisbee in a park with the number 2 on the bottom of the screen Alt: Milhouse throwing a frisbee all alone and running to get it over and over again

There's a man who came to drop-in pickleball play all alone and he still wanted to play even though no one else is out there. He is currently just hitting the ball and running after it and hitting it again. I'm going to cry

I keep getting texts and emails that my Xfinity payment is due today, but my balance is $0.00

I had forgotten about Joe Wilkinson's big pink paint explosion.

(Shhh! It's just magic)

I was re-watching Last One Laughing this morning