Lazer Guided

This is a fantastic thread...

Well played!

#speirgorm has been full of the lolz today. More of this kind of thing.

Looking forward to our Canadian Gavin Newsom expert's hot take.

Also contains a photo of my wife at Optimo, out of her skull on disco biscuits

There's a guy in this boozer - can't be a day under 70 - who's rocking a 1980s, Limahl in his pomp coiffure, and I only hope I get to look like that if I make it to his vintage.

Ironically, every middle 8 of a track with Bridge in the title is mawkish, unlistenable pish.

Watch out for the giant, mutant Pearly Kings and Queens.

No, but Junior Disprin may give you Dutch Elm Disease.

Trump has already given the thumbs up to shooting down paper plane incursions.

Sorry. Double-booked for that slot - I'm in a workshop that day. Feel free to book a rapture session next week; you have access to my Outlook diary.

This is such the problem with all this random rapture-ing. Quite a few gigs lined up over the next few months, but you try getting a refund from Ticketmaster, et al. A complete lack of joined-up thinking.

Always thought BBR could do a decent rescore of this soundtrack.

Or maybe Shampoo. Yeah, probably Shampoo.

Quite a few hanging in the Hanover St area

Hmm. Plenty of tricolours affixed to the lampposts of backstreet residential Dublin D2. I assume a celebration of welcoming, tolerance and solidarity, rather than racist flagshaggers at it again. #Speirghorm

We've all seen you Republican Marxists, bothering our fine Unionist equines on railway lines.

As the UK is having another normal one again, I'm having my own state visit. To Ireland. Currently parading around Drumconda dressed as Melania Trump's hat creature.

Union Street, by Central Station

Photo of the Egyptian Halls looking grimmer than ever.

Glasgow's at-risk, Category A listed Egyptian Halls looks so much better with the scaffolding wrapping torn off and a large advert for vapes added.

I do find it rather bizarre that the fash are back. A good punch in the face should sort them out (like what happened to Moseley).

Might not do any heroin, though

In a bar and they're playing Heroin by the Velvet Underground, which isn't a sentence I thought I'd type.

I fell so hard for that album at the time. Hooray for the maudlins.

Love these

New work🖤

Been busy with life stuff so haven't been keeping abreast of recent world events... but Jeez, this segmentation of people into 'right' and 'left' - both in a US context but also at home, abroad etc- is infantile and tedious as fuck.

Is he coming live from the dentist chair?

This is such a good record. It's like they've remade the Wicker Man, but starring The Slits.

He was wearing your team's shirt, so suspect it was meant to be Jimmy Johnstone or so, but hard agree: I'm going to get a Jeanette Krankie tattoo.