Dodogama

Like. They were PROXY WAR-ing each other through John and Dave as their main form of interaction. They were LARPing hating the other so badly that THE second they have an excuse to drop it, they're all over each other.

A pile of dozens of large, undulating millipedes. They have sleek black bodies and narrow amber stripes.

A golf ball sized cluster of nymph and adult bugs. Both are bright red with white markings, the adults also have black wings.

Do not invite me to the function unless this is the vibe

LIKE AT ALL.

Oh, she wanted Redglare BAD.

every few months i think about obama in the homestuck epilogues again. one of the most unhinged plot points in any work of media ever. i deeply admire it

But this is a deeply lonely Vriska who's meeting someone who's actively willing to interact with her in good faith after having been (understandably) abandoned by everyone she cares about, it feels like a peek behind the corner of who Vriska CAN be when not having a reason to be vindictive.

It ends with me!

#Homestuck #shitpost

black text caption at the top of the image: Me watching the squirrel outside my window blink my full legal name in morse code drawing under caption: dirk strider leaning forward, looking straight ahead. his face is one of either shock or amazement, up to you. his skin is darker in colour, with scars on his shoulders and face. he has gold ear piercings in both ears. he has a black tank top. his hair is off-white, thicker in texture and messy, going in every direction. he has his black triangular sunglasses, you can see his orange eyes on the top of the sunglasses -- they are styles to appear like wide thin circles with a smaller dot in the center of them.

#homestuck #dirkstrider 🐿️

uh oh

Dirk strider

those are my drones. stop talking about them. stop looking at them. stop pointing at them. they're none of your business. they have nothing to do with you. leave me and my drones alone

I once had a dream that Apple announced an iPhone shaped like Vriska from Homestuck called the iVriska with the tagline "It's a really bad product" and I recreated what the ad looked like.

"This thing is so unspeakably shitty you are having a hard time even holding it."

Sometimes I think about how different our world would be if Dave Strider was named Chad Buskin as he was originally intended to.

Can you imagine a bunch of trans men walking around named Chad.

#homestuck

hehehheheheh fetus #homestuck #homestuckoc

Many people do not understand game design. Let me explain: game design is when attacking with your primary attack builds stacks of zorp, and your secondary consumes zorp stacks to add additional slow and lifesteal when you plurk

omg the nepeter (very real tbh)

dirk strider is like if sonic the hedgehog had insecurities

I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to play Stardew Valley for 18 hours straight and poison the town soup with the Mayor’s underpants.

following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets

me: Time to draw
[cracks knuckles]
[scrolls on pinterest for an hour and forgets what they wanted to do]

one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior

Whoever decided Vriska should straight up look like a weird, fucked up dog in side-profile is an absolute genius.

Orthographic drawing of the Homestuck salamander plush showing the design from multiple angles with basic dimensions.

A group of four people holding up the four Homestuck consort plush toys. A red crocodile, blue iguana, yellow salamander, and pink turtle.

The Homestuck consort plush toys I designed for What Pumpkin? back in 2012, released on this day in 2013.

My nephew has one of the crocodiles guarding his bed.

#Homestuck

Heh.. yeah... I finished homestuck. In a month. (All the single women in the audience swoon)

doc scratch WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. i want my gas station receipt.