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Days and days and days until summer came again…

#youngpioneer
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02.02.2026 13:22 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Our union forever…

#retaliation
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28.01.2026 22:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you love somebody, you put your pants on for them…

#longshore
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19.01.2026 23:19 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Let the king decide!

#treat
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19.01.2026 22:48 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Every second of every day, his moments were made memorials to his grief, and the love that grew in the space of what he lost…

#touched
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17.01.2026 20:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hold my hand while we wait for daylight to come…

#dionysus
#crypticmacho

08.01.2026 20:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This isn’t right and this isn’t ok

07.01.2026 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is the video.

07.01.2026 17:47 — 👍 7862    🔁 4024    💬 704    📌 1823
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They said whatever you wanted to hear, and with a charming smirk allowed you to lead yourself astray again…

#dnc
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31.12.2025 19:37 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man, you’ve got a beautiful ass

30.12.2025 12:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Taken to this distant shore, we reflect and remember…

#plymouthrock
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30.12.2025 00:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We all need to see this

23.12.2025 12:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

23.12.2025 01:28 — 👍 35937    🔁 18301    💬 563    📌 1739
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Behold the brotherhood of musk and spunk…

#amore
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20.12.2025 18:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Please be with me forever…

#matrimony
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19.12.2025 21:58 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey man, have you ever seen a stag film?

#droogy
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15.12.2025 22:55 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A strange glow changed this world forever…

#bruzey
#crypticmacho

13.12.2025 16:54 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck yeah

13.12.2025 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fuckin beautiful! 😍😍😍

07.12.2025 13:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Glad you think so man!

05.12.2025 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Penitent father, he who will complete you awaits your call…

#prayer
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05.12.2025 21:12 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey! I know that guy 😜

05.12.2025 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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After the pods came, trying to survive…

#individualcontributor
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03.12.2025 18:12 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Butter my bread…

#toast
#crypticmachoo

02.12.2025 23:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hearty is the land and our good men upon it…

#sasquatch
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22.11.2025 20:55 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Father, won’t you stay awhile?

#revival
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20.11.2025 14:31 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Where our history will lead us, no one can say…

#aurigae
#crypticmacho

19.11.2025 23:48 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Come inside…

#desmoines
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15.11.2025 18:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The shadow memory casts is long…

#plainfield
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14.11.2025 23:05 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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This monument to supplication and pride…

#corsair
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05.11.2025 19:25 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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