Jordan 🐻 🩺 thatcubj - Bluesky Statics

Stop stressing so much babe, you have a big heart, a nice ass and a kind soul. 🫶🏼

12.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 142 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0

wild that i can swallow an entire cock but i gag when i brush my tongue

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Girl why does therapy cost the same amount as a college textbook?

31.01.2026 16:19 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

*whiskey & coke

01.02.2026 05:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bluesky 005 Come take a trip with me as I drop my most intense set yet

My latest DJ set is out NOW!!!

Hope you enjoy, and prepare to barely catch a break ;)

19.01.2026 19:36 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

"What are you into?"

Me:

02.01.2026 18:45 — 👍 136 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0

@iamtkp.bsky.social when he’s out of ketchup:

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Vita talking to the fabric #DragRace

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Introducing @thatcubj.bsky.social to #HeatedRivalry

Like it’s what good friends do 🥰

18.12.2025 05:54 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Pit. That’s it. 😋

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👃🏼 & 👅 💦

18.12.2025 05:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*Feral noises*

This cold weather has me HUNGRY for cuddles and snugs. Fuck.

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Is this Sami Landri?

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With the help of @thatcubj.bsky.social, the small redecorating has happened

29.11.2025 18:54 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

re-fucking-skeet 😒

29.11.2025 00:03 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

When you don’t put thyme on the turkey

27.11.2025 16:09 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe he does

27.11.2025 15:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The bloomfs aren’t ready for this

25.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I want someone to lick me the same way Jeepers Creepers licked that bus window. 😔

25.11.2025 04:50 — 👍 57 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0

When he puts his hand on my thigh while he’s driving

25.11.2025 01:38 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Called out of work today and that’s on…

24.11.2025 12:40 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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Someone making love to me would fix me.

22.11.2025 00:15 — 👍 63 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

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Move theatre popcorn for lunch

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And just watched Clueless for the first time 🥴

14.11.2025 00:04 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

When people ask to know more about me

13.11.2025 16:29 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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