Bareback Contessa

Hello. Is anyone here?

Ok see u soon

I want to tell men at the gym the same thing my 3rd grade teacher told my mom about me:

“This is not a social hour and time for gossip. We’re here to get our work done and make accomplishments”

i cannot wait to queue fat juicy & wet on touchtunes in the most inappropriate circumstance

Wagonwheelwatusi

Most people on TikTok did not fall for Donald Trump’s stunt. They aren’t praising him at all in fact.

I need to skeet more often

No one’s jealous of your relationship bb just an FYI 😊

love seeing twinks get fat

just cut my hair and I feel better

I love a queen who does insane arm movements on the treadmill

Instead of killing CEOs somebody hack a bank and delete my debt

it will crush my soul if he isn’t

same but I need the girls to get the fuck over here so my feed isn’t 90% pop cr*ve skeets

trying something out to test the limits here…

FAGGOT

Wednesday

Who do you trust more:
Dr Oz
or
Dr Pepper

Skeet

is it too early for wine

I just listened to a chiropractor say that a good way to relieve back pain is to have a glass of wine at night

@bsky.app can we please have a way to bookmark skeets? Pleeeeease

peperoncini martinis

let’s fucking go

do NOT ❌ pmo

Yes hello

the squirrels are getting big and greedy again

needed to hear this today 🥰

when my psychiatrist asks if everything’s going well still