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If you post a take about Timothee Chalamet you also have to buy a ticket to my next symphony concert. Those are the rules, you'll have a good time though.

Feeling good about the decision not to go into debt to get tickets for this

Black crowned night heron in a Humboldt penguin exhibit

bro thinks he's on the team 😂😂😭😭😭

Canine carer: how guide dog school dropout Marcus came to comfort cancer patients for a living Once assessed as ‘a sloth with a low drive to work’, the polite and affectionate black labrador enjoys a successful new career as a therapy dog

"He’s sensitive and food-motivated; if given the choice between a distressed person and a tasty treat, he might have a hard time picking."

This is my favorite story of the day.

@Stacytrouille_ CLINT????? de tous les personnages il a rendu FUCKING CLINT romancable????? et pas le sorcier????? atp even willy would have been better c'est quoi son probleme

language is beautiful

Gaze Upon a Nation
Marsha Koersvelt
c. 2025

Yes, without question.

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed.

Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

Whoever wrote "J'accuse Hughes" on this rules

some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

Tough day to be a blizzard loving sicko in a place that didn’t get the blizzard

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

Homer mad. Fuck off.

back to bed

Last One Out
Brandy Saturley
2024

😞

I'd really like to high-five some strangers on the sidewalk all day

Who else up macklin they celebrini

Men's hockey is so weird. No ponytails and none of them are married to each other??

Really going to have to consider accepting gigs during the Olympics in the future. What do you mean my phone will be off all day???

Once again we find that bad and evil triumph in this world

Locking in for overtime like.

Gonna be weird when my death certificate just says “watching women’s hockey”

Absolutely love this video of two 50 y-o women attempting every Winter Olympic sport (and laughing throughout). This is the #Joy we need to cultivate in our lives.
youtu.be/LtwjMsJoOZc?...

Bud Court and James van der Beek dying on the same day, rough times for 17 year old me.

gold medal skippity paps

Still can’t play the violin