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I struggle when I need to look business casual. I have gowns and sweats, very little in between

Goose wearing a red plaid shirt

Garol is a hoser

Pls more sandwich jokes they are giving me so much joy

Stop my fav and honestly a source of inspiration

Nice try but this is obviously a humiliation kink and I will not be participating

Now that the dust has settled, I’ll say the jays loss is a heartbreak, but it’s the kind of heartbreak that reminds you how great it is to have a heart.

hello darkness my old friend
it's not even 5 p.m.

They absolutely were not known as the glue jays

We still get the police horse but tarps on

Still proud of my beautiful boys

😔

It just sets up a walk-off home run.

Blue Jays Clement Sliding home with some pizazz.

A raccoon showing some pizazz.

Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.

hahaha sports is so dumb sure wedge the ball right in the wall why not

I am glad the jays are at home tonight, but I do think the stadium organist would have had a lot of fun with a Halloween game

everyone doing blue jays-related discounts but if you were true fans you’d set your prices back to 1992-1993

The job is very heavy in whimsy, which is where I shine

Other than the face that I can't play the organ, I think i would make a really good stadium organist

The Blue Jay
Bryan Nəqsalqn Smith ~ Syilx
2022

If the jays win the series every Canadian should get a chance to blow the home run fog horn

baseball is stupid

It’s okay, Jays. You’ll get ‘em in game four, which starts ten minutes from now.

Because I’m a civilian who makes a couple crafts a year and don’t know where all the legit creators have gone to, I guess?

Looking at sewing patterns on Etsy and half of them are obviously AI. This is fine!

the last time a World Series game was played at SkyDome in Toronto, it was in 1993 against the Phillies and their catcher was Darren Daulton. Later, his Phillies teammate, Gary Varsho, named his son after Daulton, and Daulton Varsho just homered for the Blue Jays at SkyDome in the World Series

Wait do other teams not have a song?

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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Growing up we would have chili over penne noodles. Just occurred to me now, that’s weird.

Sewing a Gandalf the Grey costume for 9yo. I added pockets to the robe and now I’m imagining Gimli complimenting Gandalf on his new robes, and he twirls and says thanks, it has pockets!