Famous Number 7

A surprise new candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election emerges.

Jim Ratcliffe spotted trying to sink small boats over the English Channel on an shoddily built INEOS zip wire

Lol. When exactly should we head to your island? Your pedo island? Your island chosen specially for pedoing? Pedo’s island?

PS. I am NOT a pedo.

I love this club man. Nothing can get me feeling what I’m feeling right now like this club can

a man with a mustache is laying in a bed with his eyes closed and a bandage on his head . ALT: a man with a mustache is laying in a bed with his eyes closed and a bandage on his head .

Somewhere, deep in the depths of Khazad-dûm, Frank Ilet’s barber begins to stir…

Just been in the Britons Protection and ordered four bitters and the fella gave me these ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

An aerial view of Manchester this afternoon.

Great, thanks Licha, now Scholesy and Butty are crying 😢

I've seen quite a bit of hostility on here over the past 24 hours regarding the sacking of Ruben.

Whether you supported Ruben or not, we're all United fans that care about the club. Just remember that.

Just seen Jim Ratcliffe at the NY stock exchange. He was remonstrating with a broker as to why Manchester United don’t play in blue, and why their home games aren’t played in West London, closer to his house and with a much Brexitier home support.

Just seen Wilcox and Ratcliffe at a coconut beach bar in Barbados. They ordered piña coladas and complained when the barman didn’t make hot chocolates. Ratcliffe asked 17 times why there was no snow or skiing facilities. Wilcox left nasty reviews on Trip Advisor AND Google to get the staff fired.

Just seen Ratcliffe and Wilcox at Vue in Salford Quays. Jim bought all the tickets for Avatar 3 for the calendar year so nobody else could go (at a cost of £15m). After five minutes, he complained that it wasn’t the new Transformers film. Wilcox filled out a complaint form to get the staff fired.

Just seen Jim Ratcliffe and Jason Wilcox at the Maccies Drive Thru demanding a roast dinner. Jim said “don’t you know who I am?!” and then Wilcox said “yeah, don’t you know who he is?!” and then they got the staff fired.

I'm hoping they sneak Jonny Evans in as Fletcher's assistant on Wednesday.

It'd be a nice little surprise for us fans of nostalgia.

Ratcliffe's decisions:

Appointed Ashworth ‘Best sporting director in the Country’ – sacked him weeks later

Backed Ten Hag with £300 million transfer budget – sacked him weeks later

Told Amorim he has 3 years– sacked him weeks later

Ratcliffe lovers–tell me I’m wrong about your man

Gary Neville saying Erik Ten Hag should play three at the back with Dalot and Shaw wingbacks...

You couldn't make it up! 😲🤦🏽

Meet the new owners. Same as the old owners. We’ve got significantly worse under INEOS.

Nice fans did warn us

#MUFC

#GlazersOut #IneosOut