Cubone’s Daddy 🦴

Who came up with this idea that DEI means lowering standards?

jennifer coolidge in every single role

People swear they want you, but do NOTHING to make you feel wanted!

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Let me go buy a Bottle now; before I start this 12HR shift.

Being laid up before work really will have you wondering do you even need a job 😭😭😭

Mfs will use yo account to watch your favorite show with the next nigga. That’s why I’m scared to love again fr

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My Founder’s Day is tomorrow 💙

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Y'all gone get enough of lying to people about how you really feel. 🚶🏾‍♂️

So I’m hearing Twitter/X is currently down!!

I hope my next flex is on you!
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2025 I’m leaving everybody and they bullshit back there in 2024; y’all will no longer waste my time, energy, and get my hopes up!

Hopefully This Month I receive everything I ever wanted! 🙏🏾

30 days until 2025!

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Good!

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Ooop

Lose where!? You barely play touch the game!! Bye felicia

Something was still missing🫢 Bye twitter, hi bluesky😍

Chicago #riverview #photography

Please no porn on here. I would like to open this app without looking over my shoulder. Thanks

Boy fight me in Pokemon Scarlet/ Violet

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Omg She Real asf for that!

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Can I get Cool points if I read the comics!?

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Y’all so tell me why one of my Crushes gone tell me that they celibate!? But still posting nudes on That “app” 🌚🫣

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hemorrhoids!?!? 😭😭😭😭

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Hemorrhoids!?!?!?