Debbie

Alysa Liu and Rob rausch

MY BRAIN IS BROKEN #figureskating #traitorsUS

DO IT. I actually went to Niagara Falls during the nascar weekend last year and was so bummed I couldn’t go to the race. Was only in Watkins Glen for a hot minute to visit the state park as part of my Chinatown bus tour, but the vibes at the vroom themed Burger King were immaculate 😂

Yes. She’ll manage to find some way to make this my fault though.

fozzie bear is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee ALT: fozzie bear is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee

Get a traffic camera speeding ticket in the mail today. Have not driven in like a month but had loaned my car to my mom. Her takeaway? Not “I need to stop speeding.” Just “I need to stop taking Broadway.”

Hope everlasting…

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE NIAGARA FALLS

Dude I was already planning my Watkins Glenn Niagara Falls weekend trip I am PISSED

*doesnt. GIVE ME EDIT BUTTON

Old Turkish/Russian men are excluded from this discourse 😂

Report don’t actually say this. It just states that indycar has historically raced at Watkins Glenn and Pocono. Way to get a girls hopes up with fake news…

Here’s the actual article… www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Articles/202...

I hate how they think they’ve invented how to sauna. Some of us bitches have been doing this for a hot minute and do not enjoy the bro/y invasion!

TIL what the SF city flag actually looks like 😆. Who knew!

YES I laughed so hard at this video…

He’s gonna have a very difficult year, poor thing. Should’ve thrown him a bone!

Hahahaha I lost it at the names because IT IS ACCURATE!

YouTube video by FORMULA 1 Meet The 2026 Formula 1 Drivers!

Ok I’ll admit it’s pretty exciting to see checo and bottas introduce themselves as Cadillac F1 (would’ve been even more exciting if they had introduced themselves as Andretti Cadillac F1 tho…) youtu.be/EhiElBwu6_k?...

Lego, Listerine and Lady Dior: What Cadillac Formula 1 Team's Cassidy Towriss brings to a race weekend. An exclusive video for The Paddock Journal

This is extremely true. But have you MET Cassidy Towriss? I am obsessed.

thepaddockjournal.substack.com/p/lego-liste...

Noooo I love indycar at Long Beach!

Aston Martin braces for Australian GP pain amid Honda F1 crisis Honda’s power unit has proven inadequate, and Aston Martin is attempting to help the Japanese manufacturer solve its battery issues

While I conspiracized that Honda sandbagged their engine in order to drive Alonso out of F1 to fill the spot with Yuki, I didn’t think they’d take it this far… like WOOF. It’s like, worse than the McLaren Honda GP2 engine right? At least that McLaren could race?

www.motorsport.com/f1/news/asto...

I didn’t say this was a good idea. Just the one I want!

my vote is for bendy Indy (ignoring the fact that the U.S. is kind of sort of well maybe the reason f1 is in this predicament)

It won’t be Graeme Lowden for Cadillac f1. If I were to hazard a guess, it MIGHT be Dan Towriss… (please DTS I would give anything if you made Cassidy Towriss the new Geri Halliwell)

In fairness 71% of the time we refer to him as muffin.

Leni Klum - Wikipedia

YES en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leni_Klum

Every time I see Flavio Briatore on drive to survive, I am reminded that Heidi Klum voluntarily procreated with him. And even back then, as someone with 0% interested in motorsports, I knew he was a dick based on how he treated his daughter, Leni.

I think it could be a win win. Alex is a generational talent and we deserve to see what he could do in real f1 machinery. Getting Palou out of indycar would benefit Andretti local, and towriss owes us for the Andretti shenanigans. Plus TWG might be the only ones who can afford Palou’s break fee…

If anyone gave him sponsorship space without cash in hand… I’ve got a bridge to sell in Alaska!

Did anyone ask him if he paid his bills yet?

Nothing I like less than seeing a literal puppy killer smirking on my television…

Death taxes etc etc