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Cryss (and Sadie!)

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I'm Cryss! Sadie is cat!! Shenanigans of EPIC proportions! πŸ‘ πŸ€“ Cryss: human, she/they, year 24 😼 Sadie: feline, she/her (I think. She doesn't seem to have a preference.) Year 10 (but do NOT call her "ma'am". It makes her feel old.)

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A simple, cutesy, thick lined digital drawing. A silly green frog is smiling and blushing, while sitting in a painted tea cup. Text says "my eggs are my sins, and I will lay them in your neighbor's kiddie pool." The tea cup is decorated with a thick line of blue along the top edge, above a line of round gold beads. There are designs of roses on the cup. The background of the image is solid blush-pink.

A simple, cutesy, thick lined digital drawing. A silly green frog is smiling and blushing, while sitting in a painted tea cup. Text says "my eggs are my sins, and I will lay them in your neighbor's kiddie pool." The tea cup is decorated with a thick line of blue along the top edge, above a line of round gold beads. There are designs of roses on the cup. The background of the image is solid blush-pink.

My phone has a stylus and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem. (This is my first time being able to draw digitally!) #art

14.03.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see what you mean!! Reading it back, I said it kind of weird. Historical events: no. Those happened how they did, you can't change them. But historical stories and tales like in myths and folklore: yes. The Odyssey AND epic are BOTH fiction.

26.01.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That being said, not everyone listening to Epic the Musical or reading Percy Jackson are doing it for literary analysis of the myths they're based on. These retellings are meant to be fun and easy to digest, not academic. They inspire people to delve deeper into the topic, but aren't meant as fact.

25.01.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this! History is a living, changing being! There is no "true" telling. Stories like this changed from person to person when they were told orally or through performance, and changed further through writing and translation. We are always adding and molding history through our own retellings!!

25.01.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A blanket-covered chair. Seven cats are piled over each other sleeping. Three appear to be adults and four are kittens. They are assorted colors: black and orange splotches, solid grey, cream tabby, and grey and white splotches. One kitten is perched on the top of the chair looking away.

A blanket-covered chair. Seven cats are piled over each other sleeping. Three appear to be adults and four are kittens. They are assorted colors: black and orange splotches, solid grey, cream tabby, and grey and white splotches. One kitten is perched on the top of the chair looking away.

Oh, to be a kitten in a pile of cats

01.12.2024 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta dedicate at least 6 hours a day for Epic. I believe in you πŸ’ͺ

26.11.2024 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of an animatic by Mircsy based on the song Survive from Epic the Musical. Four of Odysseus' Greek crew members flee from the looming figure of a cyclops. The cyclops has a single eye with a slit pupil, and a vertical elongated mouth surrounded by mandible-like appendages. He has two sets of horns that curve backward from his head. His torso is gaunt, he wears a loincloth, and is wielding a wooden club as he approaches the fleeing Greeks from the background.

Screenshot of an animatic by Mircsy based on the song Survive from Epic the Musical. Four of Odysseus' Greek crew members flee from the looming figure of a cyclops. The cyclops has a single eye with a slit pupil, and a vertical elongated mouth surrounded by mandible-like appendages. He has two sets of horns that curve backward from his head. His torso is gaunt, he wears a loincloth, and is wielding a wooden club as he approaches the fleeing Greeks from the background.

The design mircsy made for Polyphemus is super unique and also absolutely terrifying.

25.11.2024 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I HEAR YA!!!

21.11.2024 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, but it's just epic the Musical on repeat

21.11.2024 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#DnD advice: Be sure you're using equipment responsibly! Proper maintenance of chain mail says you need to forward it to at least 3 other people or bad luck will befall you.

17.11.2024 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Because is cat. We all are works of art.
-Sadie

20.11.2024 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Meme image with a white background. On the left side, a cutout image of a grey cat's face. She was caught on camera unawares. One ear is back, one eye is squinted, her tongue is out, and her fur is sticking up on top of her head. The caption under this cat says "Stop giving me your longest naps". And on the right is a wojak style meme image of Christian Jesus with the caption "But you are my eepy-est warrior"

Meme image with a white background. On the left side, a cutout image of a grey cat's face. She was caught on camera unawares. One ear is back, one eye is squinted, her tongue is out, and her fur is sticking up on top of her head. The caption under this cat says "Stop giving me your longest naps". And on the right is a wojak style meme image of Christian Jesus with the caption "But you are my eepy-est warrior"

Being a cat is hard work. But I'm always on that grind πŸ’ͺπŸ’―
-Sadie

20.11.2024 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We love an edgy king πŸ‘‘

20.11.2024 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A tier list chart, and the absolute top "S" tier lists every song in Epic the Musical. The rest of the chart is empty.

A tier list chart, and the absolute top "S" tier lists every song in Epic the Musical. The rest of the chart is empty.

It took a lot of hard thinking and deliberation, but I finally finished my Epic the Musical song tier list. I will also die on this hill.

20.11.2024 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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EPIC (Official Concept Album) - YouTube

Here today to recommend Epic the Musical, which is all about what it takes to make a man become a monster - a maybe important humanities lesson for the world right now.

(There are a ton of animatics, if you want to look for them, but the music's fantastic on its own!)

youtube.com/playlist?lis...

19.11.2024 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of yeeting the beb he gives him a lil smooch and plays upsies

20.11.2024 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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[Warning: Artistic Nudity]
First post on here. Any EPIC the musical fans, here's a concept design of Scylla :> more stuff on the way, hopefully.

19.11.2024 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, terrifying. (I absolutely love it.)

20.11.2024 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So I heard some of us like Epic the Musical..

19.11.2024 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You brought the Thunderbringer justice.⚑ This design is so cool and fitting!!

20.11.2024 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's Just a (lil) Man πŸ₯Ί

20.11.2024 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I CAN'T choose just one! For each Saga it would be: Troy Open Arms; Cyclops My Goodbye; Ocean Ruthlessness; Circe Wouldn't You Like; Underworld No Longer You; Thunder Scylla; Wisdom Legendary; Vengeance Dangerous or Get In the Water (too close to decide). I love Athena, Poseidon, and ✨Hermes✨

20.11.2024 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Slightly blurry image of a grey cat with white splotches. She sits on a similarly colored floor. Her body is shaved, but her tail, legs, and face remain fluffy. This gives her a silly disproportionate appearance, which the post has equated to a dusty cotton swab. She has wide round eyes looking at the camera, and her tongue is caught licking her nose.

Slightly blurry image of a grey cat with white splotches. She sits on a similarly colored floor. Her body is shaved, but her tail, legs, and face remain fluffy. This gives her a silly disproportionate appearance, which the post has equated to a dusty cotton swab. She has wide round eyes looking at the camera, and her tongue is caught licking her nose.

I wish my cat had social media so she could retaliate when I post blurry out of contexts pics of her with dumb captions like "When you sweep under the couch and find a dusty q-tip"

#catsofbluesky

20.11.2024 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Excessively. At this point it's all I listen to on repeat and after the release of each Saga my obsession renews. Epic makes brain go brrrr

19.11.2024 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Image is a screenshot of a post. The post is a classical painting of Odysseus in tattered clothing standing above his old, starving dog. The text of the image reads "In ancient Greek literature, after 20 years away, Odysseus returned home in disguise as a beggar. His old dog, Argos, was the only one to recognize him, greeting him with a wagging tail before passing away. 
The post reads: After 20 long years away fighting in the Trojan war and enduring an arduous journey home, Odysseus finally returns to Ithaca, disguised as a beggar to assess the state of his household. Among all who see him, only his loyal dog, Argos, recognizes him. Once a strong and spirited hunting dog, Argos is now old, weak, and lying neglected on a pile of manure. Although Argos attempts to welcome his master, Odysseus cannot respond openly, fearing exposure. Tragically, after this brief reunion, Argos dies. Homer uses this moment to evoke the reader's empathy for Odysseus and his difficult homecoming.

Image is a screenshot of a post. The post is a classical painting of Odysseus in tattered clothing standing above his old, starving dog. The text of the image reads "In ancient Greek literature, after 20 years away, Odysseus returned home in disguise as a beggar. His old dog, Argos, was the only one to recognize him, greeting him with a wagging tail before passing away. The post reads: After 20 long years away fighting in the Trojan war and enduring an arduous journey home, Odysseus finally returns to Ithaca, disguised as a beggar to assess the state of his household. Among all who see him, only his loyal dog, Argos, recognizes him. Once a strong and spirited hunting dog, Argos is now old, weak, and lying neglected on a pile of manure. Although Argos attempts to welcome his master, Odysseus cannot respond openly, fearing exposure. Tragically, after this brief reunion, Argos dies. Homer uses this moment to evoke the reader's empathy for Odysseus and his difficult homecoming.

Never forget the goodest boy. We need a spin off in #epicthemusical called the Argos Saga. The doggo who waited 20 years and managed to outlive Odysseus' mother, best friend, and 600 men. What a beast πŸ’ͺ

19.11.2024 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Soft digitally drawn yellow emoji cupping it's face in its hands with a flustered expression. It has red blush across its face and small hearts surrounding it.

Soft digitally drawn yellow emoji cupping it's face in its hands with a flustered expression. It has red blush across its face and small hearts surrounding it.

"Penelope why? πŸ™ˆ You know I'm too shy, πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ and terrified. πŸ₯Ί"

-Odysseus, A Very Serious Man, on a Very Serious journey, in a Very Serious Musical

#epicthemusical #epic

19.11.2024 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

of course i say β€œbye, i love you” to my cat before i leave

18.11.2024 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4444    πŸ” 536    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 51
The zoomed-in, blurry face of a fluffy grey cat. One eye is squinted, her ears are angled backwards, and her mouth is slightly open. She appears to have been turning around quickly as the picture was taken, giving her an irritated and flustered facial expression.

The zoomed-in, blurry face of a fluffy grey cat. One eye is squinted, her ears are angled backwards, and her mouth is slightly open. She appears to have been turning around quickly as the picture was taken, giving her an irritated and flustered facial expression.

Sorry, my fellow Queen. It is refreshing to see more feline Royalty on this app. If only my human would stop sharing my most.. unflattering.. photos 😾 I have requested she turn on the alt text requirement setting, as she is quite forgetful, and my elegance should be gifted to all. Thank you.
-Sadie

19.11.2024 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeez, obviously it's HER toasty gaming chair.

18.11.2024 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Be careful, this is how it starts. She's tasting you to make sure you're yummy 😼

18.11.2024 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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