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Milford Thomas Milford III

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fuck this website but i miss u too man, u have my number

26.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
buncha stupid fuckin bullshit

buncha stupid fuckin bullshit

moderation@blueskyweb.xyz .i’ll fucken strike you, dude lol

26.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i stg some of yall need to learn how to speak to people. i might not seem like i do, but i do, and every time i’m rude, it’s because the cost of masking doesn’t make sense for me in the context; like say, on a website for dicking off

so basically it’s not worth it to not be mean to you

07.01.2026 22:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i hope you analyzed the video of the woman getting shot in the head to my satisfaction or else

or else WHAT. fuck you

07.01.2026 22:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and don’t hope i’m joking, assume i don’t have the information don’t be a bitch

07.01.2026 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i must not have seen the full vid; i only saw one shot and im not gonna go watch it again so i’ll take ur word for it

07.01.2026 22:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it really looked like that dude just had bad trigger discipline and his shit went off by accident, which tracks with the kind of incompetent villainy we have come to expect from these clowns

07.01.2026 22:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i’m walkin here 🤌

07.01.2026 22:18 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it’s literally the most disease-sounding word for idyllic i think we have ever come up with and it’s probably time to retire it

07.01.2026 22:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An antique newspaper cartoon. A man approaches a woman seated at a table and says "may I join you for dinner?" She retorts "no and I hope you get eaten by bats"

An antique newspaper cartoon. A man approaches a woman seated at a table and says "may I join you for dinner?" She retorts "no and I hope you get eaten by bats"

07.01.2026 20:47 — 👍 6035    🔁 887    💬 68    📌 47

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

07.01.2026 19:49 — 👍 11670    🔁 3930    💬 66    📌 104
07.01.2026 22:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

most of yall will never know the joy of going to buy a deftones CD at your local mall to smoke reggie out of a metal pipe to

07.01.2026 19:26 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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typa shit i be watching to unwind these days

07.01.2026 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

well there sure was a lot of abdicating of power in that administration, above board or not

07.01.2026 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i wasn’t much far ahead of u but to be fair to me and i’ll assume u, no one taught me that and someone really should have taught me that i feel and young too

07.01.2026 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is what i call the classic “why can’t i just feel with my thinker” conundrum

07.01.2026 19:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

is it? is it HUGE? congress and congress alone has had the power to declare war for 99% of this countries history but you’re about to nut over maybe possibly getting it back?

07.01.2026 19:04 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

BRO IM NEVER LETTING MY MOTHER SUGGEST SALAD MIXES TO ME EVER AGAIN! THIS PICKLE SALAD IS DOODOO!

07.01.2026 18:10 — 👍 850    🔁 15    💬 17    📌 0

the only way out is thrus

07.01.2026 18:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it’s crazy to me that i managed to discover how to do this with the power of my own mind when that same mind once kept itself so plied with narcotics that i didn’t cry for 5 years

07.01.2026 18:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is what i imagine yall do when im not around

07.01.2026 18:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

minute one on this app btw

07.01.2026 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When You're Too Sad To Write It feels peculiar to have months too tender to write from now.

I come to terms with the fact that I never had the makings of a varsity athlete:

07.01.2026 02:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i mean i’m not normal offline idk what u expect me to do on here

05.01.2026 06:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yeah i mean he was just getting started and he was already in a lane that could have run into old age. u don’t get very many true genius songwriter/musicians, thats why when they really exist we watch them play until they are as old as johnny cash lol

05.01.2026 06:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and then noodles is just boiling

pro move: finish the sauce with the paste water 🤌 bellicima

05.01.2026 06:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

marinara is fun to make once u know how, and i like italian cooking bc a lot of it is very much a little a thisa a little a thata, badabing , u know

u can just eyeball everything

if u have water, tomato paste, sugar, salt, italian seasoning, red pepper flakes, garlic (all cheap) u can sauce it up

05.01.2026 06:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

listen man i’d be happy to whip u up some noodles and marinara, u don’t have to keep doin this to urself

05.01.2026 06:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i really don’t understand why people go swimming in the mississippi

i grew up right next to it and you know that’s like the one thing you never do. the currents are too powerful. i hated that because yeah i mean dude had a voice that could make u cry

05.01.2026 05:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0