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FASHION Why Tech Bros Are Getting Face-Lifts Now To combat fears of aging out of the workforce, men in tech are splurging on face-lifts, neck lifts and eyelid lifts, say plastic surgeons By Matt Alagiah Oct. 24, 2025 at 10:00 pm ET

what a depressing reason to get work done

folks i have never once wanted to be in the workforce, i was just forced into it

SEÑORITA 10 MG THC RANCH WATER

wow, you know what would really wet my whistle right now is some Ranch Water

there’s some truth to all of it but i wouldn’t call it a guide, just some humorous takes

"Twitter is dead" -- hasn't left Twitter "Decentralization will save us" - uses centralized servers "No more algorithmic timeline!" -- spends hours curating feed BLUESKY USER "My posts are finally seen!" - echo chamber of 50 users "Elon can't censor us here" -- gets moderated by AT Protocol "No ads ever!" -- pays subscription fee "We're the future of social media" -- 12 followers "Jack Dorsey is our savior" - doesn't understand crypto gliFapp

INSTAGRAM USER "Wanderlust" - only travels to all-inclusive resorts "Link in bio" - MLM scheme or OnlyFans "Entrepreneur" - unemployed for 2 years "Influencer life" -- 147 followers, mostly bots "Meal prep Sunday" - orders UberEats 5 times a Week gliF.app "Just living my best life" .. hasn't leit bed in 3 days "No filter needed" -- uses 17 filters and FaceTune "Feeling blessed" - crushing debt and existential dread

"Twitter is dead" -- hasn't been relevant since 2008 "Our federated system is superior" - can't figure out how to change servers "We don't need billionaires here" -- begs for Patreon donations MASTODON USER "We're growing exponentially" - - has 3 followers, all bots "Elon who?" - obsessively posts about Twitter drama "No ads or algorithms here" - timeline is 90% boosted posts "Our community is so wholesome" -- Starts flame war over pronouns "Decentralization is the future" - uses Google for email gliF.app

TWITTER USER "My mutuals will back me up" - - crickets "I'm going to start a Substack" -. has 12 followers "I'm being shadowbanned" -- tweets 400 times a day "That's not what I meant and you know it" -- deleted original tweet "Touch grass" - hasn't left house in 3 weeks gliF.app "I'm not owned!" - has been ratio'd 17 times today "Do your own research" - source is a YouTube video with 238 views "This is literally 1984" --mild content warning on anime girl pic

cooked

Tori Amos, pumpkin spice latte innovator Tori Amos hastan idea. Buf not an idea for a song-a new drink, Returning to Seattle for her second-visit this year, Amos is eager to find art audience for her latest experiment in beverage concoction. "You have all your Starbucks things," she says: "Welt, l have one that tastes like pumpkin pie. It's my own invention; it's my contribution to Halloween. A little wichwwarmer" 1 , Amosi more ardent fans would plobably say she hardly needs to resor to creating pumpkin tattes to bewitch a crowd. The erotive singer/songwriter's fist solo album 1002'c / ittlo Sorth.

hey by the fucking way?

Tori Amos crawled so you could Fall

Cherries?? of Pacman fame????

r/SaaS • 4d ago SmallShelter9640 Remote work is lonely as hell and nobody wants to admit it 18 months of working from home. I thought I wanted this. no commute! no pants! flexibility! I haven't had a real conversation with a coworker in weeks. Every interaction is transactional. slack messages asking for stuff. zoom meetings with cameras off. no spontaneous chats. no lunch buddies. no casual anything my partner keeps asking why i'm in a bad mood all the time and i don't know how to explain that i'm just depleted from being alone all day every day went to a coworking space. Everyone there is also alone, not talking to each other, pretending to work i'm starting to think humans aren't built for this but we're too far in to admit it was a mistake. 116 124 Share

careful, son

you might just wake yourself up having dangerous thoughts like that

life update: it got worse.

dril 1h i cured my bi sexuality by drinking raw milk • 191 2 1 • • •

To anybody I offended in 2025 Work on yourself so i don’t gotta do it again. In 2026.

level up, twin

CBS been cooked

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

The Last Vegas Sphere (a big round building) lights up with a smiling emoji

this is the people's ballroom

the most unconsciously unclear people in the world

the woke mind virus strikes again

for anyone who doesn’t know these are leaked texts between charlie kirk and candace owens and they’re… very fun and fancy-free

i’ll let u draw ur own conclusions

Charlie > Mar 30, 2018 at 8:06 AM 9:05 Friday, March 30 CHARLIE'S AIRPODS Monster (feat. Jay-Z, Kanye West — My Bea 0:03 -6:16 山 Yaaaaaaaa Omg Nikki's verse on that is the best FIRST THINGS FIRST I EAT YOUR BRAINSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSS!!! Omg this makes me so happy!!! TAUT AAAAAARA CRAC Charlie Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness Goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience When Nicky drops I lose my mind song She is THE best. I do my weights to that Jay-Z's verse is amazing too Makes me think of where I'm at. "All I get is these fake fucks with no fangs, tryna draw blood from my ice cold veins" YES IT GETS THE BLOOD FLOWING I am about to run a few miles jamming to it I am LOVING your hip hop development

Not you lost your queen Behind every strong woman is a gay best friend telling her how fierce she is.

@goonercidal @goonercidal •20h S Charlie Kirk canonically used the black non binary emoji • •• レAR GIF ALT

you effo @@you_effo•gh faggot to faggot communication 171 238 Il 5.1K Forrest Miller @Al... • 15h This sounds very gay.

so i have to begrudgingly admit they’ve been saying some extremely funny things on X

not me seeing it as a fun and playful twist

Send seductive soup of the night, please. 🩷

watching a video about dracula and instead of Bram Stoker the captions keep saying Ram Joker

your social media manager is working overtime, bless them

Do you have an existing LinkedIn account? No Yes

this is why i’m better than y’all

jk

People be SCARED to say stuff BUT I'M NOT, and that's why everybody want to kill me for have sex with me

mostly just the first thing tbh

this is how i used to get home from the bars before i sobered up

oh he was GAY gay Candace Owens @RealCandaceO • 14h 2018 was such a ride. Charlie went from not knowing the difference between Jay-Z and Kanye, to texting me like this on his daily runs. Everyone in politics was fake and gay but at least we had hip hop. VO Friday, March 30 Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness Goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no CHARLIE'S AIRPODS Monster (feat. Jay-Z, conscience Kanye West — My Bea 0:03 -6:16 山 Yaaaaaaaa Omg Nikki's verse on that is the best When Nicky drops I lose my mind She is THE best. I do my weights to that song Jay-Z's verse is amazing too Makes me think of where I'm at. "All I get is these fake fucks with no fangs, tryna draw blood from my ice cold

if these people weren’t constantly doing crime to the rest of the world due to their ridiculous and self-serving belief system i would not be able to stop laughing at them lol

brother how could springsteen’s life be interesting am i missing something about the blue bomber is that what they call him, i forget

so you would say your sauce is “not your father’s hot sauce” ?

REPUBLICANS REPUBLICANS [gunshots] (adultswim.com) was the shooter trans?

yeah probably

shake shack in B tier is crazy

love me a good pamphlet

a beautiful friendship Mr. Joyce and Mr. Hemingway did a certain amount of drinking together. The author of "Ulysses" was a thin, wispy and unmuscled man with defective eyesight. When they were making the rounds of the cafes and Mr. Joyce became embroiled with a brawler, as he frequently did, he would slip behind his hefty companion and cry, "Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him."

good to know there are writers throughout history who also could barely get along with anyone