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I would have dumped unwanted candy into the last kid's bag. Ha!

We have leftover Halloween candy. Full size bars. Super dangerous. Because I love it all. Why didn't I buy shit candy?!

I had several kids practically sream with joy over the Gummy Clusters!

Can of soup time!

Husband turned the heat on.

Yaaaaay, boobs are not trying to kill me again!

No clue why "tiddies" made me giggle as much as it did, but thank you!

I stopped at my Wooly Mammoth on my way home from my breast cancer doc appointment. 🦣 (All is great with me... mammogram results were "beautiful" and today's exam was "excellent.")

We can do anything, one bite at a time. 💕

He really is an amazing little beast. So gentle. A swear he is a human trapped in a dog body.

The way the light hit his face and the way the camera captured the shot? Well, let's just say there may have been lots of praise and a few tears the rest of the way home.

Proof of white face (taken yesterday).

38°.

First he pees, then investigates his territory. After that, he goes over the hill to drop something I'll pick up later before sitting to watch the world until I ask him to please come back inside. His face is getting whiter, but Major does his job every morning.

I'm so thankful for him.

I put chick peas in my chili. That was made with gound chicken. Somehow it turned out good!

How was your soup?

Good morning. You are loved.

GET A ROOM.

Sexy White Hills Distillery

I love that he also tucks his nose. Major always buries his nose and I find it adorable.

I love the Oxford comma! And I hate AI. So yeah, whatever.

I agree it is part of their evil plan.

Dude has asked to go outside FOUR times this morning. He might love fall more than me.

Nope. Life is messy. I don't mind seeing the celebration. (My hot take is that too many folks curate perfect moments for photos & the internet. I'd rather be the no makeup Pam Anderson than the painted Kim however the fuck you spell her last name.)

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Ok, that made me literal laugh out loud. Like 🤣

Hell yeah, Vampire Blood. (Although mine ran out and since I wasn't super jazzed about the scent anyhow, I replaced it with an almond scented soap. Now I absofuckinlutely love it.)

Hi, Mom! 💕

Happy anniversary!!

I am so thankful they SEE you. 💕

Accidentally clicked on meeting reminder? Wanted to check her hair and face before others joined?

4:12 o'clock