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"Lazergun" Alana Tomato

@maximumhorkheimer.bsky.social

tall, evil brunette. very powerful.

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Posts by "Lazergun" Alana Tomato (@maximumhorkheimer.bsky.social)

*watching Home Alone 2* that guy will assassinate the Ayatollah

01.03.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe it's the Clos de Vougeot Pinot Noir talking Babette, but you've got a feast that won't quit. They got these Cailles en Sarcophage here,. thnagcdcmbemmh 10000 francs??!!!? Get outta here...

01.03.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“ good lookin' out

01.03.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I should start inside trading. Anybody have some tips for this ? thx.

01.03.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

28.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1605    πŸ” 457    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 22

a few times I've watched a movie on Tubi where the first five seconds or so were of the DVD menu

01.03.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

movie on Tubi opens with a "shudder exclusive" title card... unclear whether they're flexing or whether that's how a shit they don't give

01.03.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I suppose I would purchase a milkshake from the grimace

01.03.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Personally I would NEVER purchase a hamburger from a clown. But those Mcdonald execs were living their lives differently in the 1950s

01.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have, to be clear, no love for the Iranian government. But the US’s allies are pulling their punches, mentioning Iran’s violations by name and the US’s violations in generalities about the situation. This is not what an even application of international law looks like.

28.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 321    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Tbh I am disconcerted by this meeting so far. The US’s violation of the charter is red letter, blazing, clear as day. Many of the US’s allies are mentioning it in passing. I suspect they wont like what follows from signaling they are less committed to the UN charter than they are to countering Iran

28.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 252    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

Antonio Guterres has been pushing a pencil into his cheek for the last 45 minutes. He’s going to leave a mark

28.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The point here is that US actions are wrong in both cases. But European states often don't want to treat it that way because they frankly don't believe that these things are equally wrong.

And that's a (huge) problem for any hope of a Europe-led response to preserving the international legal order

28.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

US threats against Greenland are seen (in this frame) as a problem because where they occur. The US is supposed to threaten violence out FROM the liberal international order, not WITHIN it. The betrayal is the target, not the act.

28.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

The difference between how European states respond to these attacks (and Venezuela) compared to Greenland are telling about the hypocrisy involved.

A willingness to tolerate - or enable - illegal war when it happens "out there."

28.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Russia’s first to bring up the invasion of Iraq today. It’s to the US’s great shame that there’s ever space for Russia to try and claim the moral high ground in this chamber while it’s enabled mass Syrian death and continued its assault on Ukraine

28.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
the painting named in the post

the painting named in the post

A Dove Has Spread Her Wings and Asks for Peace (1982, Maria Primachenko)

28.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this what finally gets me to just reread the whole thing, instead of specific portions

28.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I understand why, of all those early Frankfurt School guys, people gravitate toward A + H: they're the famous ones; their work is undeniable very useful, and interesting. But Neumann deserves his due. Pulling my copy of BEHEMOTH off the shelf has felt like holding a crystal ball this whole past year

28.02.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the reasonable person does not demand a return to the war of each against all, but fights for an honest system. Likewise, when we have shown that international law has been misused for imperialistic aims, our task has begun, not ended. We must fight against imperialism."

28.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To abandon universalism because of its failures is like rejecting civil rights because they help legitimize and veil class exploitation, or democracy because it conceals boss control. Faced with a corrupt administration of justice,

28.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

returning now, as I often to, to Franz Neumann, BEHEMOTH:

"Every generation has seen it break down as an instrument for organizing peace, and a theory that disposes of its universalist claims has the obvious advantage of appearing to be realistic. The fallacy should be equally obvious, however.

28.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Sluggo's Saturday I know that's right!!

28.02.2026 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

QBert is one of the better pokemon. I like his proboscis and his foul mouth.

28.02.2026 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's fucked up that the pokemon "pidgey" is not a pigeon, but rather a tern or wren! especially as there is not a pigeon pokemon !

28.02.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

so "mickey" is diminutive for "michael"? "Michael Mouse"?

28.02.2026 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually I also really liked that SMILE 2 is a quasi-musical. More American movies need a few song and dance numbers.

28.02.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The sequence in SMILE 2: REVENGE OF SMILE where Jack Nicholson's boy is driving recklessly as he and Naomi Scott argue in the car and the camera drifts back and forth between them in a way that denies the viewer any ability to see the road--so so good. Scary as hell even w/o the supernatural element

28.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the SMILE movies are pretty dumb but they're also really scary. So it's impossible to say whether they're good or not

28.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0