@seeschrader.bsky.social
DC-area Dad of 3 girls. Born in 🇺🇸. Grew-up in 🇰🇷🇭🇰&🇯🇵. Bats right, leans left. Extremely bad at being serious.
Alex Trebek: I'm sorry, but you have to frame that in the form of a question. The correct answer was "what is, please take out the trash?"
Trebek's wife: shut the fuck up Alex
When you had previous obligations that would have prevented Friday Beers, but they get canceled and now you’re free.
17.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Blessings.
17.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ok, Taylor. Geez, we get it already.
17.10.2025 17:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One thing it is important to remember is that bro really WAS shredding on the doohickey
17.10.2025 12:36 — 👍 32 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
EM-50
Women do not like the vehicle.
17.10.2025 12:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is extremely wholesome.
17.10.2025 12:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hereditary (2018)
17.10.2025 11:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[Neighbor dad down the block also looking out his window] “We really needed this.”
17.10.2025 11:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Depending on Aaron Rodgers to save my fantasy season
17.10.2025 01:38 — 👍 121 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 3Just making sure @hollyanderson.bsky.social is aware of this very strong tall boy.
17.10.2025 01:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
We’re the Millers
17.10.2025 01:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My 8yo brain whenever my parents would tell me not to fill-up on rolls:
17.10.2025 00:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have one birthday request from you guys. Next time you’re at the store get a little cash back and give it to the next person you see standing on a corner because they are struggling. Times are as hard as they’ve ever been in my lifetime, it would mean a lot to me if you’d help someone buy a burger
16.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Anyone in the market for something really fucking haunted?
16.10.2025 22:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Go halfsies?
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I’ll take this one please.
16.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Yes hello again. I realize we already went for one (1) walk, but you and I both know I didn’t poop, so I am kindly requesting that we go for two (2).
16.10.2025 12:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Searching for Party Switcher?
16.10.2025 12:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s the square bracket parenthesis and italics for me. Just wonderful stuff.
16.10.2025 12:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me and my dog on a walk, as shadows.
He slung the stone* and struck the Philistine.
*dog poop bag
Need her to be ok. She’s the coolest athlete in the DMV.
16.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why are sports like this
15.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 111 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 0My boy Paal just dropping some wisdom over his morning coffee…
15.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 348 🔁 65 💬 4 📌 9If you are a decent person who sometimes doesn’t try all that hard because you’re kinda tired, that’s ok too.
16.10.2025 00:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0BIG BOY SZN
15.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 132 🔁 5 💬 10 📌 1
Next to the stove.
15.10.2025 21:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
and we used to associate ice with cold beers
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