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Fuck Megyn Kelly. She is so stupid it is beyond words.

17.11.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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IF THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO EVEN LOOK AT โ€” Iโ€™VE HEARD OF CHILDREN HAVING TO ENDURE WORSE AND NOT ONLY DID NO ONE DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, BUT THEY ELECTED A LITIGATED RAPIST TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES.

16.11.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6943    ๐Ÿ” 2356    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 243    ๐Ÿ“Œ 104

I don't take corporate PAC money.

I don't trade stocks.

Iโ€™m running to get big money out of politics once and for all.

16.11.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 375    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gonna tell my cats this is a cybertruck.

14.11.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 474    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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#AccountabilityIsComing

15.11.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7084    ๐Ÿ” 1900    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 227    ๐Ÿ“Œ 94

Racism at its best.

15.11.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just donโ€™t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

15.11.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46965    ๐Ÿ” 11854    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1193    ๐Ÿ“Œ 479

Cover up and protect pedophiles and sex offenders vs keeping your job in the Republican Congress? Is that even a fucking choice! If you choose your job over underage victims of sex crimes you're a fucking piece of shit & should be blackballed from getting a job anywhere anytime forever&permanently!

14.11.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

14.11.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29537    ๐Ÿ” 7012    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1605    ๐Ÿ“Œ 449
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๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

13.11.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18059    ๐Ÿ” 6309    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 549    ๐Ÿ“Œ 283

A Real Dream Goddess ๐Ÿ’˜

17.09.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAGA/GOP's promises don't mean shit whether in writing or spoken. So what is the point of getting mad at the Democrats who caved who got nothing for compromising? In the end? Thinking that GOP/MAGA will hold true to any deals is a recipe for disaster.

11.11.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is pretty annoying that 8 Democrats caved without getting anything in return. But let's cut them some slack okay? Even if they did get Thune and the GOP/MAGA to agree to something that includes the ACA stuff who is to say that Thune, Johnson, etc. would not renege on their promises or word?

11.11.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The only silver lining to last nightโ€™s cave.

10.11.2025 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19954    ๐Ÿ” 4637    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 935    ๐Ÿ“Œ 254
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Sign the Petition Demand That Chuck Schumer Step Down As Minority Leader

Demand That Chuck Schumer Step Down As Minority Leader

Sign the petition: c.org/c5PbGWk6hM

(Change(dot)org will ask you to donate. You *do not* need to donate.)

10.11.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1913    ๐Ÿ” 635    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 87

Good point but right now MAGA/GOP is holding our nation hostage with not budging on any deal the Democrats give them and this is also shameful. So no the Democrats should not "trust" them but right now not compromising keeps MAGA having our government be closed. Shameful for conservatives.

10.11.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any Democrat who "trusts" notoriously deceitful Republicans to keep their word on an ACA vote deal is too naive/stupid to be in office.

Let's fix that next time they are up for election. #PrimaryTheIdiots

10.11.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6916    ๐Ÿ” 1762    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 325    ๐Ÿ“Œ 88

Thanks to everyone who followed dm or commented so far starting out here looking for spicy community. Share my stuff gonna do a better post when I hit 100 โœŒ๏ธ

06.11.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You are very welcome!

07.11.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Now Recruiting Confident Women for Adult Entertainment

06.11.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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06.11.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder what in the world he is doing if he is not "bringing it" to these MAGA clowns like Johnson, who are trying to sabotage the House voting on the Epstein Files being released and not redacted and reopening the government, etc.

05.11.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this mf is on Fox damn near every day now

04.11.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11636    ๐Ÿ” 2041    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2067    ๐Ÿ“Œ 422
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This is how a real President is supposed to act

05.11.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22964    ๐Ÿ” 4023    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1086    ๐Ÿ“Œ 330
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a man is waving his hand in front of a crowd of people on a television show . ALT: a man is waving his hand in front of a crowd of people on a television show .

Whoโ€™s excited to hope scroll BlueSky all day because blue voters showed up loud and proud last night???!!

And a massive shoutout to my fellow Californians! ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿป

05.11.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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SOโ€ฆ..What am I?

26.08.2025 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Good morning๐Ÿซจ

26.08.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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G.O.A.T ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ

27.08.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blessed Thursday๐Ÿ’ฅ

28.08.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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