Eli Anderson

New Tame Impala song is bad but not in the way I thought it would be bad.

I voted excitedly for Barack Obama bc I thought the bush admin would be punished legally and they weren’t even repudiated verbally

i think nba rookies should have to play their whole first season in a hat and suit. pay your dues and show some respect for the game

This is absolutely as owned as you can be as a hitter, I think. I guess a scenario in which you somehow catch on fire is worse but I haven't seen video of that.

Phone is a gateway drug that can even lead to use of phone

The kick drum pattern on Yellow Submarine is very sassy

these are the only violent groups there and they found each other that’s so cute

This is absolutely true. The only one who even comes close is McCartney, and his lows are nowhere near the Beach Boys' worst.

Apologies for the radical pinko commie talk, but I too think everyone in the world deserves health care.

Bobby Hutcherson and the Radio Dept….what a day

centrist: we need to focus on popular policy

me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare?

centrist: no haha not that policy

me: ok so…gun control?

centrist: no lol not that policy either

me: ok which policy?

centrist: oh you know the ones

YouTube video by Shorty Boyd Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band "Abba Zaba" LIVE 1972 (NEVER BEFORE SEEN)

“This never before seen footage of a LIVE performance of Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band's 'Abba Zaba' from their 1967 album 'Safe As Milk' was released by INA, a French Media company, on May 30, 2025. The show was taped at Bataclan in Paris, France on April 15th, 1972.” youtu.be/V1bqBXfrxio

Watching the McCartney Years DVD and coming to the conclusion that the main reason for the decline in McCartney's critical reputation, and his later revival, is simply that his facial expressions don't suit a man in his thirties.

MON MOTHMA: Many Bothans died to bring us this information

LARRY DAVID: How many we talkin

FUNKHOUSER: SHE SAID MANY, LARRY, THAT’S ENOUGH

58 years ago today, The Beatles released Sgt. Pepper.

5 months later, The Carol Burnett Show did a tribute with Carol, Gwen Verdon, Bobbie Gentry and Phyllis Diller.

The no adults allowed sketch from Mr Show with a bearded Bob Odenkirk playing a 14 year old lad

The kids in season 5 of Stranger Things

And then there are the *odd* songs.

Kayvan Novak post about children being killed

Nandor the righteous

Standing up for the silent majority of voters who celebrate and treasure their right as Americans to owe $11,000 for getting rushed to the hospital on one of the worst days of their lives. It's called "being moderate" and it's how you win elections.

Debbie Harry is really funny (complimentary) in the context of first-wave punk/proto-punk. A bunch of leather-jacket street toughs and gawky weirdos, plus here's Marilyn Monroe for some reason

Sorry for the extra stress, but your boyfriend and his weird pal are moping around in the flat again and it's giving me anxiety.

[Verse 1: Pusha T] Yellow diamonds look like pee-pee

Incredibly funny to make fans wait years and years for a proper Clipse reunion and then when they finally drop a song this is the opening line

but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine

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Big news for Harvey Danger fans! We've got the last copies of Harvey Danger's King James Version on 2LP colored vinyl. This recent Record Store Day reissue, comes from a fantastic collaboration between @barsukrecords.bsky.social & LPR!

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No “San Francisco B.C.”?

I need about 20 thousand people to help me finish my giant structure in the desert. If you’re interested just follow that strong vibrational hum you’ve been sensing to it’s source

Probably the right time to announce that I am no longer the head men's basketball coach at the University of Austin.

Big news for everyone who spent 2003 saying "people say Joy Division all the time, but do you know who Interpol really sound like....."

A hunky dude with huge forearms and a mustache doing some paperwork. His name is Joe Spreadsheet, and this is his software.

Just learned about the existence of Joe Spreadsheet, the beefcake 80s spreadsheet software mascot a la Mavis Beacon