Robin Mitchell

Woof. So much for the rhetoric that the two people clinging to wreckage in the water were radioing to a bigger ship to come get them.

The federal grand jury has just declined to prosecute Leticia James.

I love this for me too!!!

Right?!

a man in a blue shirt and tie is standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it . Alt: a man in a blue shirt and tie is standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it .

Here you go.

Jesus told me to put a rotisserie chicken, Mac and cheese, and green beans in my Instacart order so now I’m eating like effing royalty.

Why didn’t you tell me to bring along my harmonica gets funnier and funnier me every year.

This is some bullshit, Buffalo.

Admiral Alvin Holsey Retires Friday After Clash With Hegseth Over Venezuela Strikes Admiral Alvin Holsey retires December 12, 2025 after one year leading SOUTHCOM. Breaking news on tensions with Hegseth over Caribbean strikes.

Reports now said that Kegbreath told Admiral Holsey that the military will follow all order & not to question any of them. Holsey stated the strikes are illegal & Kegbreath said do it or step down & retired. Holsey step down & retired.
allaboutlawyer.com/admiral-alvi...

a woman sitting in a kitchen with the words hold me closer tony danza ALT: a woman sitting in a kitchen with the words hold me closer tony danza

I’ll show myself out.

a man with glasses and a stethoscope behind a fence says how can you say that Alt: a man with glasses and a stethoscope behind a fence says how can you say that

Apropos of nothing in particular: Quentin Tarantino has the most punchable face ever.

Ax X entry from the state department which reads: “This morning, the State Department renamed the former Institute of Peace to reflect the greatest dealmaker in our nation's history. Welcome to the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace. The best is yet to come.”

I hope one day there is an intense study about this man’s deep-seated insecurities. If he wasn’t such a dangerous asshole, he’d be really worthy of our pity. At least it appears his name is stuck on with tape so it’ll be easier to remove later on.

screenshot that says breaking news CNN exclusive sources say watchdog finds Hesse wrist endangering troops by sharing sensitive war plans on signal

Next time advertise your murder schemes on X. Just keep winning.

I’m on a cane so home last 2 days. I need an electric scooter!!!

But if he gets deported, it will ruin his life!

Snap

JFC

I mean, after all, it’s only my job.

@naturium.bsky.social emails: cyber Friday early. Cyber Friday now. Last chance to save. Ok, we’re serious but here’s another chance. On wait, cyber Monday. And just now: extended sale. I’m unsubscribing to everyone doing this nonsense!

I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination

My book is suddenly absent. Assholes.

What dates?

Nope

A platter of Christmas cookies

It’s moments like this — what should be the arrival of my mom’s spritz cookies — when I especially miss her.

I fell this morning getting ready to go to school. I was fully made up and had on a new suit.

I spoke with my Doctor who told me to stay off my leg for two days and that setbacks are normal. I’m glad it wasn’t in the room with him because I would’ve punched him in the face.

Amen

The lack of citations … plus, you know, all that other stuff.

I don’t need to tag @profanity.accountant because I don’t ever swear. Oh wait. Fuck!