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I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering “distractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power

We've wrapped our coverage of Prodigy, but before we move on to Strange New Worlds, we pause to reflect and answer your mail (as is our custom). Please enjoy Post Atomic Horror supplemental 54, with the requisite brilliant @allvishal.bsky.social cover art! www.postatomichorror.com

THE ENTIRE HUGE HOUSE WAS LIKE THIS. Seriously, a home easily twice the size of our 3 bedroom place, jam-packed with HUNDREDS — if not THOUSANDS — of Disney items (mostly Mickey and Minnie, but not exclusively). It was fucking bonkers.

Went to a few estate sales this weekend. And one of the houses had this greeting us just inside the front door.

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

Estate sale find. (Armus for scale.)

a black and white photo of a man hanging from a clock on a building . Alt: Harold Lloyd as Harold Lloyd in the Harold Lloyd vehicle "Safety Last"

if you like Harold Lloyd I have a recommendation for you: in "Safety Last" Harold Lloyd plays a Harold Lloyd type character named "Harold Lloyd"

Jordan Peele crosseyed with a mullet: Markwayne Mullin, Omaha State University

Change The Flavor, by Aubrey Van Gelded 14 track album

I kind of wanted to wait for May to release this, but then got an attack of strong coffee, finished up the mixes, and here it is - just in time for #bandcampfriday

My fifth #fawm record, for good or for ill. May it serve you well.

aubreyvangelded.bandcamp.com/album/change...

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

A lite guy sits in a chair reading Orwell's 1984 Caption: "Wow, shit was messed up back then."

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

I always called them tank tops, then some twee fool (no doubt with a waxed mustache under Edison lights drinking a bloody mary from a mason jar with an entire grilled cheese as garnish) started the wife beater thing but it was okay because boy beater

Tank top.

I was featured in an Entertainment Weekly cover story in which I heckled William Shatner.

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

It is every citizen's final duty to walk into the cursed springs of jusenkyo and become one with all the people

text of official creative commons license: "Jon's cardamom joke © 2026 by Jon Bois is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International"

i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-

jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga

salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

On the plus side, hours to kill in the old neighborhood means returning to this park, one of the most calming places I’ve ever been to in my life. I miss it a lot.

They also boarded up my old office window, which made me kind of… wistful? I did a lot of daydreaming out that window.

The back door, though… not really an option!

Back in our old neighborhood to have my car looked at. Our old house - now without us or anyone for FOUR YEARS - is on the next block from the garage.

So I brought my keys, in case I got up the nerve, to see if they still worked.

Didn’t want to go in through the front door in case anyone saw me.

#beastmode

okaythankyou

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

A Twitter post reusing a one-panel gag comic I drew a few years ago of Saul Goodman defending Magneto in court. "--And now the state accuses MY CLIENT--a single father of FOUR, your honor, a HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR--"

A couple times a year somebody reposts this X-men/Better Call Saul gag I drew and goes lightly viral over it, and you know what, god bless