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John C

@fatchans.bsky.social

Nerdy not needy. Nudist friendly in sympathetic circles. I realize that it is not possible to have all my real-life contacts together on a single social media page. People are just funny that way.

528 Followers  |  296 Following  |  837 Posts  |  Joined: 04.12.2024  |  2.0526

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I think it's more like 24K

20.08.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow

20.08.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i would have added more shows to my list, but 1) i ran out of space and 2) most of them are from my media child upbringing. Sesame Street and Electric Company!

20.08.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thanks for sharing the furry photos too. it's like frosting on a pop-tart. gotta have the frosting.

20.08.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

15 TV shows to get to know me:
Capt Kangaroo
Rocky & Bullwinkle
Loony Tunes/Tom & Jerry
The Magic Garden
Star Trek (tos)
Odd Couple
Mind Your Language/ Are you being served/ keeping up appearances
MASH
Murder She Wrote
Matlock (Andy Griffith)
Matlock (2024)
60 minutes
CBS Sunday morning

19.08.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Always nice to get the good morning getting from you! Good morning.

19.08.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I got stung at lunchtime.

19.08.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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got stung by a hornet eating lunch at the picnic table today ๐Ÿ˜ญ

19.08.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@rapidi.bsky.social

19.08.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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IG restored the post.

19.08.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's only as weird as the one who prompts it. Just saying...

19.08.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a book with this title!

18.08.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lovely cum

17.08.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

would love to romp with you, Charles.

17.08.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it was too pretty to cut so i left it outside.

17.08.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think I'm gonna be late for church.

17.08.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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IG didn't allow this one. So fickle!

17.08.2025 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this one made me cum. again.

16.08.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i would, except one hand will be busy while i am down here. i promise to cuddle you afterward.

16.08.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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IG filters cater to the voyuer and exhibitionist in me

16.08.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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upped my pull-down thingy to 90 pounds.

16.08.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am I Sam?

16.08.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Posts that got through the IG censor bot!

13.08.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

my first "real job" was in an acrylic manufacturing plant. I totally forgot about all the colors we made, including the fluorescent variety like this. Glad you found a use for the discard.

13.08.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hope you're feeling better now!

12.08.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the bright side, blocking someone here is absolute and final, like dropping a guillotine. Now if only there were a satisfying sound byte to go along with it. Zhhhinnngggg!

09.08.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Korean spa, Facebook friendly and otherwise normal

09.08.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like the way the light shows your furry armpit too. Very sexy.

09.08.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They don't make em like they used to. Love yourself and don't be afraid of getting a helpful boost.

09.08.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh wait. Nairobi is 1.29 North.

09.08.2025 10:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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