I NEVER HAD THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE

True story: When I was a contractor at a NASA facility I kept M&Ms on my desk. A civil servant I worked with ate a few one day. The next day I came in to find a pound bag on my desk. He wanted to "reimburse" me because he didn't want the few he ate to be seen as a gift. Anyway

It's What3Words accounts filing day 🎉

The good news! They reduced yearly losses to £10.6m from £16.4m, and turnover increased from £1m to £2.1m!

The bad news! They achieved this by laying off 36 staff, and that £1m increase is probably from a single EU client.

They have £15m in assets remaining

Allusionist 99. Polari — The Allusionist When there were no safe spaces to be gay, Polari allowed gay men to identify and communicate with each other, and to keep things secret from outsiders. Professor Paul Baker , author of the Polar...

Was going to say this. The Allusionist did an episode on this www.theallusionist.org/allusionist/...

Absolutely this! 🫣

My 7yo asked to watch a Despicable Me film. He said “any one. 0, 1, 2 or 3. Not 4 though”. After some probing, I learned that he assumed that a film without a number (“Despicable Me”) was number zero in the series. Apparently zero indexing is intuitive to some people!

Hello! 👋🏻

Literally just had the same experience

I'm going to be in SF from 28th-4th. Anyone want to meet up? Any events I should check out?

Is anyone I know going to Mind The Product this Friday? My wife Sonia will be there and is looking for people to meet up with

I did indeed 😋

The worse bit is SHE TOOK THE “he won’t tho” SIDE OF THE BET

Today we went to a cafe (one that serves both Horlicks and Bovril, to set the scene), and I ordered the biggest breakfast on the menu. When it arrived, I found out that my dear wife Sonia had made a bet with our friend about whether I would finish it.

A reminder that the best way to establish that you are who you say you are when you join BlueSky is to post a unique picture of your cat.

#proofOfCat is the most valid form of ID