Adam Kellogg (he/him)

Every day is like “What if Jordan in his prime played against LeBron in his prime” but instead of Who is the GOAT, it’s Which news story is the most fucked-up and every single day there are three new MJ clones and four new LeBrons.

DESERVED.

1 cup butter
1 cup granulated sugar
1 cup brown sugar
2 eggs
So much vanilla
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1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
2 1/2 cups flour
1 cup oatmeal
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1 package chocolate chips

Bake if necessary

100% this.

The paywall is what I would charge to have to read this Paul Sullivan story, and you could see it from space.

Your last saved celebrity is your therapist.

I’m not going to be taking any huge steps forward, am I?

Dansby needed that like it was oxygen.

Dude from Up threw out the first pitch!

It feels truly impossible to imagine Trump in office without a deeply entrenched network of cowards in authority helping install him in the first place.

Bunt again, Kyle.

Cubs: here are two free outs. We don’t need them. We’re good.

Which is worse: a left fielder who drops a routine fly ball or a play-by-play guy who doesn’t notice?

I’d call that impulsive.

The thing I like about Rick Sutcliffe was 40 years ago.

Just saw a (clearly AI) video for a product that looked impossibly cute, and the coming wave of false advertising hit me like a ton of very-realistic-looking-but-slightly-off-in-a-way-I-couldn’t-quite-place bricks.

Oh it’s after. It’s the bad guy saving them but he’s trying to look like a good guy. But they don’t say which judges. It’s inscrutable.

Dying laughing at the thought at someone watching the Pelican Brief on a regular, therapeutic basis. “How are you getting through this, man?”

“I’ve been watching a lot of John Grisham adaptations lately. It’s really helping.”

Just got to the part in Face/Off where Travolta diffuses a bomb and saves the lives of three Supreme Court justices.

I have no idea how to feel.

Umpires in the Cubs game DARING you not to whine about them.

Oppressive systems always treat basic human rights as commodities. So when you find yourself expressing “legitimate concerns” about someone else’s rights, you’re showing your whole oppressive ass.

The Stephen Miller’s of the left are everywhere.

This is really just the Khalil Mack trade rebooted with a much better cast.

One billion jobs added in August. Unemployment is down 12,000%.

If you need to erase permanent marker from a dry erase board, just color over it with dry erase marker and it will wipe clean TYFCTMTT

This was a diving catch and an insane catch but not a particularly good one. Clumsy, poorly timed, puts his progeny in jeopardy, but it’s an out!

Like, they should be lampooned, no question. But positioning this part of the interview as an example of them defending their history of lobbying against free tax filing leaves me confused, because that isn’t what that looked like to me. I believe they did/would, but that question wasn’t in the clip

The government doing people’s taxes for them is one thing, providing free software is a 2nd thing, and a simpler tax code is a 3rd thing. The interviewer asked about the 1st thing, the guest talked about the 3rd thing, but nobody talked about the 2nd thing (Direct File).

“I’m sorry for what I said while I was caught in the Xfinity support loop” is a thing and could be its own line of greeting cards.

Also the reaction when a changeup is coming.

LA New York
🤝
Hating Carlos Correa

At some point that’s going to . . . catch up to them.