Mike O.

*reading yet another daily screed from some dipshit embarrassing themselves on The Computer*

“Insightful. Biting.”

a lot of people sure seem to think that a lot of stuff is satire, huh

its almost a month since lia smith, a trans woman who was in college sports until trump took office and banned her from competing, committed suicide

her death has a wikipedia page but has yet to receive an ounce of news coverage in

@nytimes.com

@washingtonpost.com

@apnews.com

@cnn.com

Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.

Achtung Baby sounds like a WWII movie that Troy McClure starred in

It’s an honor being pre-selected to apply.

“You mean even *I* can be denied a credit card???” I’ll ask, fluttering my lashes. “Lil ol’ ME???”

i hope the democrats kill themselves

I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really

Adam Carolla: I had to give my ex wife my retirement account in the divorce. I worked 30 years for that but I gave it to a person who chose not to work. Character is a big issue in this country

this is the trump guy urtext

tadpole hopping around while one scorpion repeatedly kills the frog population

Fun!

the pitchfork take on this song is (good review of the record!) the exact opposite of what I take from this song / verse and what I love about music and art

the Billy woods verse on ‘dogeared’ is an occasional reminder I need re loving rap music and loving art

They like fundraising dinners and lifetime sinecures and useful stock tips

“Schumer piece of shit” text responded to with GRACE despite the long-time senator selling out almost every person in America

taunting my more lib friends due to sheer delirium

damn man the rare pilot where I’m immediately worried about unsustainable pandering to my interests a good problem to have to be sure

first person you see in Pluribus is Molasses Boy auspicious opening for a prestige series

saw it for the first time in the last year due to its wild difficulty to find courtesy of Business, which is wild as I’m the target audience for a West Coast 80s answer to the East Coast 70s staple of Nasty Guys Doing Nasty Shit cinema

just had the thought “i guess I really don’t know that much about Jeezy’s hair” as if i SHOULD

really should’ve saved the “Whoever Wins… We Lose” tagline for this kinda thing huh

yayyy v excited to see this on Tuesday

oh wow this line-up is like lollapalooza 1994

he looks like if the wind blew all the leaves off the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock

What a queen

ok wow thank you weirdly excited about this show preemptively

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I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Hasan. Hasan is a ux/ui designer and his wife Duaa taught English. They have two sons, Amir, 6 and Osama, 3. I spoke with him this morning and like everyone in Gaza his family is terrified and heard bombs all night. Help if you can ❤️

also showed up on Blank Check and Hollywood Handbook like the Zelig of my niche content

i feel as if stavvy befriending Mitch and Gabrus while stumping for Zohran this year has triggered a parasocial singularity, for me

a man was just found not guilty by jury lollification