the one thing that makes me laugh through my anger and hurt is that everything that happened between my ex and i is so classically portland that itβs cringe to even say out loud. like my life could be turned into some sick and twisted portlandia revival show
20.06.2025 06:25 β
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i wanna air my shit out on the internet soooo bad broβ¦. the level of self control im exercising in this moment is insane and i hope youβre all happy that im choosing self regulation
25.05.2025 18:04 β
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get ready cause iβm back in my bitter eraaaaaaa babyyyyyyy!! and im feeling PETTYYYYYYYY
25.05.2025 17:59 β
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wish i had a βzest for lifeβ
24.05.2025 08:56 β
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iβm sorry to say this but i love watching prank compilation videos on tiktok and instagram reels. iβm really sorry about this
02.05.2025 02:38 β
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gonna start doing extreme parkour just to feel something
23.04.2025 05:58 β
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uh oh!! heβs feeling like heβs an irreplaceable and beloved community member!!! (me)
19.04.2025 02:15 β
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My body doesnβt keep the score itβs just playing for fun
18.04.2025 09:55 β
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thinking about getting into stamp collecting
13.04.2025 15:43 β
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my haters would shake with rage if they knew how loved and treasured i am
12.04.2025 04:11 β
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relatable
12.04.2025 04:08 β
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ooh something shifted in the stars because all of a sudden iβm motivated to give myself the life i deserve
05.04.2025 02:07 β
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my therapist is pranking me so hard today by not showing up to our appointment
01.04.2025 16:12 β
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cycling through the 5 stages of grief every hour
31.03.2025 20:46 β
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taking a moment to pull some cards and consult with my ancestors before i go absolutely crazy on main today
31.03.2025 19:50 β
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tdov is not ready for the level of discourse i want to bring to the table
31.03.2025 19:46 β
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sooooo close to being unhinged on the internet but i have self restraint! <3 (a trait i find super important in a partner btw)
31.03.2025 04:00 β
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i love to squander my potential in roku city
23.03.2025 23:59 β
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wish i could be on social media more but tbh just tell me IRL about whatever you would post about on social media. iβm way better at showing i give a fuck when weβre in the same room
16.03.2025 01:54 β
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put it in your calendar RN!!!!!
06.03.2025 17:38 β
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cereal dinner <3
05.03.2025 03:55 β
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i love being and feeling 27
26.02.2025 01:24 β
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i deserve a trip up to seattle once in a while
23.02.2025 03:27 β
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my life would be so much worse if i didnβt get to hear my little cat run around the house causing a racket
20.02.2025 05:28 β
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one of its non-Anglicized Indigenous names is KiiΕ‘iinkwia Kiilhswa and itβs named after the βmilkβ stage of corn and can be eaten off the cob :) Corn moons are real but thereβs no such thing as a blue corn moon!
06.02.2025 16:15 β
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would have been so easy for them to change the name to green corn moon/full corn moon instead of making up a fake βblue corn moonβ π
06.02.2025 16:01 β
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just had an AI nurse ask me my pronouns
30.01.2025 00:26 β
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youβre SPEAKING and people need to LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!! π€
29.01.2025 16:00 β
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soup time is sacred
28.01.2025 01:57 β
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TV TIME IS SACRED!!!!!
01.12.2023 04:19 β
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