Coming out to eat alone was way less awkward 5-6 years ago.

Anyone else's dogs completely unbothered by fireworks, or are mine just broken? 😂

Even if it's in the middle of broad daylight, when your dog starts barking at and backing away from something you can't see, you just turn around and go on back inside.

I have like $26 left over from my cash tips this week.

If it was 2008, I could go get my nails done on that.

But it's 2025, so I'm gonna be a full working adult in Dollar Tree press-ons.

Sorry, I have lots of thoughts today, because I haven't been posting them on the interwebs in a while.

I'm about to brain vomit all over this outlet.

Idk if I have the energy to build a following, so here's my smoke signal:

#witchy #ghostbusters #mothman #appalachian #cryptids #spooky #haunted #dogs #dogmoms #childfree #imnotgaybutilovethegays #rolltide #waxbabes #koreanskincare #espressomartinis

Hello friends.

"Don't drink my coffee, Luna, you will shit your pants! ..... At least you would if you wore pants."

-Me to my dog

I kind of miss old Twitter, when we used to write down all of our thoughts instead of video record them. I am not always camera ready.

Show me a man that doesn't claim physical touch is his "love language", and I'll show you a sheep/iguana hybrid.

Roll Eagles

When the super soft-spoken, Christian lady that you see every week has to ask you (for medical purposes) if you've had sexual contact with a new partner in the last three months, and you HAVE to answer honestly 🙈

Yay!

Algorithm, I come before you and humbly ask you to lead me to fellow #booklovers that can introduce me to #romance, #fantasy, #historicalfiction books that actually read like they were written by adults with no juvenile dialogue 🙏

In a reading rut.

All of these books that everyone hypes up read they were written by teenage girls and not adult women.

Please help 😅

The joy I get when Harrison Butker absolutely butchers a field goal.

Yes, I will take this over a 90° summer day anytime.

Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials