@cozymothgf.bsky.social
i don’t have pronouns i’m normal
get you a cis bestie who says stuff like “holy shit your boobs look so tanner stage fivey right now”
26.10.2025 23:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s so tragic they made the moon astronauts get fit because we could have had the first man on the moon be a twink
21.10.2025 04:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
asking the important questions
16.10.2025 03:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0going to the trans noise/punk show with my ex and us both seeing ex-situationships there
16.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hear me out
what if bug,,, but girl !!
xiaolongbao aren’t real bao those bitches are biological dumplings
14.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mtf? no i’m ttt (twink to theyfab)
06.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0let’s see paul allen’s tkiah gdolah
23.09.2025 16:48 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Shanah Tovah, New York City. Here's to a sweet and hopeful New Year.
22.09.2025 17:39 — 👍 10741 🔁 1704 💬 137 📌 184
the white house furiously studying horst's wikipedia page as an instruction manual
12.09.2025 19:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
that's right baby
12.09.2025 19:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0funnel cake is the midwestern churro
24.08.2025 22:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0society isn't ready to discuss whether insect girls are agp or hsts
19.08.2025 02:20 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0AGP = A Good Puppy
12.08.2025 21:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0trans women are either "used to be a faggot" or "at risk of becoming a puppygirl"
12.08.2025 21:01 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1tucking on viagra takes a screenshot
06.08.2025 15:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everyone and their metamour loves getting beat nowadays it’s not a real punishment anymore. that’s why i think doms should start make their subs eat overripe cherry tomatoes and wear clothes with tags. Sub Space? no you get Sensory Hell
29.07.2025 02:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0strip magic the gathering (taking off her engagement ring to use as a token)
29.07.2025 01:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the devil's beating off her wife
28.07.2025 00:05 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0i’m gonna invent the world’s first yogurtcore neovagina
25.07.2025 23:22 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A harnessed tiger moth on my hand
A rosy maple moth on my screen door
A pearly wood nymph moth
A large lace border wing moth
It’s national moth week so here’s some of my friends
21.07.2025 18:05 — 👍 2292 🔁 293 💬 89 📌 17walking out of the sex shop and immediately causing the man driving by to whip his head around and awooga so hard he almost caused a car crash
17.07.2025 00:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Getting fucked up on hormones call me the golem of prog
10.07.2025 12:25 — 👍 49 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
my very hungry caterpillar
07.07.2025 15:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0u ever think about how before the introduction of chili peppers to east asia, kimchi was basically sauerkraut?
02.07.2025 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s open season on your fridge cigarettes (lacroixs)
02.07.2025 18:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"
25.06.2025 02:34 — 👍 12791 🔁 1262 💬 593 📌 965evangelion and dilate, queen?
22.06.2025 20:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i put the "bi" in "lesbian"
06.06.2025 03:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🦀🦀🦀
05.06.2025 20:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
