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Why do cows wear bells? Their horns donโ€™t work. Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/bentaurvt Neocities! https://thebentai.neocities.org

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A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

09.03.2026 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6267    ๐Ÿ” 2321    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Tesoah doesn't really have much of a palate for impressionistic artwork

08.03.2026 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An alpaca is sitting with sketchbook and art supplies. 
Alpaca: "Today I will draw something NSFW!" 
The alpaca is busy drawing...

An alpaca is sitting with sketchbook and art supplies. Alpaca: "Today I will draw something NSFW!" The alpaca is busy drawing...

Alpaca proudly shows finished sketch.
Alpaca: It's a butt!

Alpaca proudly shows finished sketch. Alpaca: It's a butt!

Mature art

08.03.2026 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1222    ๐Ÿ” 234    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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โœจmanifestingโœจ: there will be no consequences from eating that half a wheel of brie

09.03.2026 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot from world of warcraft, showing an enemy troll called "Amani Feller"

Screenshot from world of warcraft, showing an enemy troll called "Amani Feller"

He's not a "Troll Guy", he's an:

08.03.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is on par with the old "Jurisprudence Fetishist gets off on technicality"

08.03.2026 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH HEY LOOK IS THUNK!!

08.03.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2831    ๐Ÿ” 1252    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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A heartwarming illustration of a goose sitting comfortably in an orange armchair, accompanied by a text overlay emphasizing the positive intention behind memesโ€”someone trying to make you smile.

Transcribed Text:
BEHIND EVERY SHITTY MEME THERE'S SOMEONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE YOU SMILE

Alt Text: A heartwarming illustration of a goose sitting comfortably in an orange armchair, accompanied by a text overlay emphasizing the positive intention behind memesโ€”someone trying to make you smile. Transcribed Text: BEHIND EVERY SHITTY MEME THERE'S SOMEONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE YOU SMILE

02.01.2026 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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In a cow type of mood lately I suppose

#worldofwarcraft #tauren

07.03.2026 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 159    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't love doing squats because they make me feel like my knees are going to explode in a shower of bone and tendons
hip thrusts and glute bridges are fantastic replacements if you feel the same

08.03.2026 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
How to Perform the Perfect Glute Bridge
YouTube video by Airrosti Rehab Centers How to Perform the Perfect Glute Bridge

legitimately though if you don't have a bench or weights to do hip thrusts just do glute bridges, they'll help you get a nice big booty

08.03.2026 08:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Art of me (a wolf girl) and my two friends in sweaters with boob windows all looking excited and giving two thumbs up, labelled "The Titjob Triplets"

Art of me (a wolf girl) and my two friends in sweaters with boob windows all looking excited and giving two thumbs up, labelled "The Titjob Triplets"

me and my friends all went shopping and we all found the exact same boob-window sweater at the store so we started calling each other the Titjob Triplets

07.03.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2135    ๐Ÿ” 353    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Labor of love

07.03.2026 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1984    ๐Ÿ” 211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.

08.11.2023 08:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8675    ๐Ÿ” 2432    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 88
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scientifically accurate wolf size chart

07.03.2026 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 437    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Follow rawdawgcomics some of you still don't follow rawdawgcomics what the fuck man

08.03.2026 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 300    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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more weird dragon stuff

07.03.2026 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 611    ๐Ÿ” 140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘€

08.03.2026 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A collection of 4 enamel pins based on our cats Tako and Soba! The first design is a black cat crying with the words โ€œcrying for no reasonโ€ around him. The second design is a silly orange cat face with the words โ€œone brain cell hard at workโ€ around him. The next is a black cat curled in on itself with the words โ€œvoid cat clubโ€ on top. The last is a chubby orange cat with its back leg up and tongue out with the words โ€œoh helloโ€ along his back.

A collection of 4 enamel pins based on our cats Tako and Soba! The first design is a black cat crying with the words โ€œcrying for no reasonโ€ around him. The second design is a silly orange cat face with the words โ€œone brain cell hard at workโ€ around him. The next is a black cat curled in on itself with the words โ€œvoid cat clubโ€ on top. The last is a chubby orange cat with its back leg up and tongue out with the words โ€œoh helloโ€ along his back.

Happy 6th Gotcha Day to our perfect little men, Tako & Soba! ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ–ค

[ #cuteart #artshop ]

08.03.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 548    ๐Ÿ” 134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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I was standing at my local Dรถner shop here in Berlin the other day, waiting for my order, when it hit me: A Dรถner (plus a Coke) costs roughly what Tackle for Loss does here in Euro.

That felt right for Berlin. But it made me wonder: Is that "Dรถner-Equity" the same everywhere else?

I started chatting with players from all over the world, and it turns out that Valveโ€™s default currency conversion doesn't feel fair in my opinion. I don't want the game to be a luxury investment.

So, Iโ€™ve manually adjusted the prices to make things more fair:

    For my players in Turkey and the Middle East: Iโ€™ve reduced the price by 36%. It should now cost about the same as a solid chicken kebab, and yeah, Iโ€™m talking the luxury version with extra sauce and a coke.

    In Eastern Europe and CIS countries (like Ukraine or Kazakhstan): Prices are down by 32%.

    Across Latin America: Youโ€™ll see a price drop of about 28%.

    In South Asia (including India and Pakistan): I've reduced it by 23%.

A huge thank you to everyone who helped me figure this out. Admittedly Iโ€™ve made some of these calls based on gut feeling, so if your local experience tells you something else, hit me up and share your perspective.

Daniel

I was standing at my local Dรถner shop here in Berlin the other day, waiting for my order, when it hit me: A Dรถner (plus a Coke) costs roughly what Tackle for Loss does here in Euro. That felt right for Berlin. But it made me wonder: Is that "Dรถner-Equity" the same everywhere else? I started chatting with players from all over the world, and it turns out that Valveโ€™s default currency conversion doesn't feel fair in my opinion. I don't want the game to be a luxury investment. So, Iโ€™ve manually adjusted the prices to make things more fair: For my players in Turkey and the Middle East: Iโ€™ve reduced the price by 36%. It should now cost about the same as a solid chicken kebab, and yeah, Iโ€™m talking the luxury version with extra sauce and a coke. In Eastern Europe and CIS countries (like Ukraine or Kazakhstan): Prices are down by 32%. Across Latin America: Youโ€™ll see a price drop of about 28%. In South Asia (including India and Pakistan): I've reduced it by 23%. A huge thank you to everyone who helped me figure this out. Admittedly Iโ€™ve made some of these calls based on gut feeling, so if your local experience tells you something else, hit me up and share your perspective. Daniel

revisiting the "pricing my indie game" discourse from a while back to add a new metric: kebab pricing

07.03.2026 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I need you all to understand that I went to my local Dunkin to get coffee and the middle-aged white woman working the counter who knows me cuz I'm a regular went "wait, is that uh... shit, is that uh, sukihime (said incorrectly)" and my brain froze for a full second before I said yes

06.03.2026 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 153    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie

tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie

a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"

a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"

the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"

the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"

tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"

tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"

it's a pleasant surprise if you find a crossdressing character in a 90s anime and the joke being told is funny

07.03.2026 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4919    ๐Ÿ” 1518    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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hmm I followed the instructions Iโ€™m not sure why he looks so different

07.03.2026 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3479    ๐Ÿ” 959    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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๐Ÿ’จ

07.03.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Soccer scarf with the Steel Army logo

Soccer scarf with the Steel Army logo

I got my Steel Army scarf in the mail today. It says "one goal" not just as a sports motivation slogan but because we literally scored one goal in our run to the league title

07.03.2026 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My copper kobold sorcerer/bard Atsu feeding tiny pancakes for a tiny, happy copper dragon hatchling she named Vaski. (Old finnish word for copper which felt appropriate, given that Atsu is short for finnish word for azurite, that is a copper mineral.)
(Her dragon spouse sure will be surprised when they come back home!)

My copper kobold sorcerer/bard Atsu feeding tiny pancakes for a tiny, happy copper dragon hatchling she named Vaski. (Old finnish word for copper which felt appropriate, given that Atsu is short for finnish word for azurite, that is a copper mineral.) (Her dragon spouse sure will be surprised when they come back home!)

Sometimes the DM's dice land so that your copper kobold finds a copper baby dragon and whoops now they're a mom with the power of tiny pancakes!
(Because of course you make your tiny baby some tiny baby sized pancakes!)

01.03.2024 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 174    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0