idgaf what anyone says i love both wicked movies and i always will.
02.03.2026 05:07 — 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0idgaf what anyone says i love both wicked movies and i always will.
02.03.2026 05:07 — 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0okay :)
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Pink goes good with green 💚🩷
02.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 71 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wicked Double Feature Sunday 💚🩷
02.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
okay im alive.
01.03.2026 18:39 — 👍 156 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
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How big are you?
5’9”/175 cm
155 lbs/79.4 kg
01.03.2026 20:14 —
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share your bulges.
01.03.2026 19:52 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
okay im alive.
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I got murdered just over halfway through.
01.03.2026 16:51 — 👍 79 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0I doubt I’m allowed to play if I’m so small? 🥺👉👈
01.03.2026 16:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Time for The Traitors 🔪🏰💔
01.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 76 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not on the floor. On my knees.
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douching just in case.
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Perfect
28.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hummus slaps.
28.02.2026 22:55 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You got this!
28.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watch there be 20 nominees.
28.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At this years annual 2026 Friend Awards (my birthday party) I’m gooning to have the category Best Kisser, which like Best Song at the Oscars, will have to perform live.
28.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 42 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Yap yap yap :)
28.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just trying to survive the fall of society with a crackling wit and juicy ass.
28.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 39 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0okay :)
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mood
28.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And a good one 😘
28.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hahahahahahahaha hate it here.
28.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0clarifying question about FCF: are we in love
27.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 39 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Maura from The Traitors, in a cunty little black hat, looking stunned.
Me: …haha! So anyway, that was my weekend.
My straight, married, suburban coworkers:
