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Nick from Portland

@nickpdx.bsky.social

laugh at my jokes and tell me I’m hot, please 🥺🏳️‍🌈 he/they, IG is @nickaltishin for stand-up and other random stuff

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Okay let’s read it together.

03.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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honestly i would make a great boyfriend and the boys of city are fumbling the chance.

03.03.2026 18:17 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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🫣🥹😍

03.03.2026 16:24 — 👍 63    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0

ah yes, the horrors.

03.03.2026 15:49 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Oh no I doomscrolled too late at night and now I’m slipping into a mild panic attack mixed with a depression slumber.

03.03.2026 09:20 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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🏋🏻‍♂️

03.03.2026 00:24 — 👍 183    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 0

🥹😍

03.03.2026 06:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫣😘

03.03.2026 02:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🏋🏻‍♂️

03.03.2026 00:24 — 👍 183    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 0

🥹😍

03.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

survived, somehow.

02.03.2026 22:01 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Lloyd

02.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

:(

02.03.2026 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

way too horny to be at the gym right now.

02.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 42    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1
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02.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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greysweats all year round 🍑

17.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 210    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 0

Back on my bullshit (crushing on a long distance Bloomf.)

02.03.2026 19:33 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i take @caseyriley.bsky.social and he just talks for me like he’s my dad.

02.03.2026 19:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I basically understood the part about the haircut.

02.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#mcm

02.03.2026 18:23 — 👍 161    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0

Yes :)

02.03.2026 18:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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hi :)

15.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 687    🔁 31    💬 31    📌 0
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happy monday i’m still single 🥺😘

02.03.2026 16:56 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oooooooh espresso.

02.03.2026 16:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can you also get a towel for me while you’re up?

02.03.2026 16:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

happy to announce that I would give you a kiss if you make coffee for me this morning.

02.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

lol i’m not :) you’re so brave!

02.03.2026 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

idgaf what anyone says i love both wicked movies and i always will.

02.03.2026 05:07 — 👍 47    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

okay :)

02.03.2026 05:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pink goes good with green 💚🩷

02.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 80    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0