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Nick from Portland

@nickpdx.bsky.social

laugh at my jokes and tell me I’m hot, please 🥺🏳️‍🌈 he/they, IG is @nickaltishin for stand-up and other random stuff

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Time for The Traitors 🔪🏰💔

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Not on the floor. On my knees.

28.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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douching just in case.

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Perfect

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hummus slaps.

28.02.2026 22:55 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You got this!

28.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watch there be 20 nominees.

28.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At this years annual 2026 Friend Awards (my birthday party) I’m gooning to have the category Best Kisser, which like Best Song at the Oscars, will have to perform live.

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Yap yap yap :)

28.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just trying to survive the fall of society with a crackling wit and juicy ass.

28.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 37    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

okay :)

28.02.2026 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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mood

28.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And a good one 😘

28.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hahahahahahahaha hate it here.

28.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

clarifying question about FCF: are we in love

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Maura from The Traitors, in a cunty little black hat, looking stunned.

Maura from The Traitors, in a cunty little black hat, looking stunned.

Me: …haha! So anyway, that was my weekend.

My straight, married, suburban coworkers:

27.02.2026 07:39 — 👍 80    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0

yes 🥹

27.02.2026 21:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BIG DAY for queer water trainers 💧

27.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 159    🔁 10    💬 6    📌 1

I actually have no problem judging you by the company you keep.

27.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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kinda wild i’m expected to get out of my sweatpants every morning and go to my job.

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🥹🥰

27.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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when he cancels after it’s running clear.

27.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 62    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

clarifying question about FCF: are we in love

27.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 39    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

all of bluesky would show up for their chance.

27.02.2026 15:21 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay so I’m just gonna say this: in these reality competitions, you’re right that there are no rules saying you can’t play a deceptive and manipulative game, BUT there are also no rules that say other people have to be okay with you playing that way.

27.02.2026 04:26 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So I still got it right?

26.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I heard it was thigh Thursday?

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Martha has said in recent interviews that they used to be friends but Ina abandoned their friendship once Martha went to prison. Maybe those spiky feelings have since subsided into polite New England respect, but maybe not!

26.02.2026 22:49 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I need their season of Feud.

26.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 54    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0