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Nick from Portland

@nickpdx.bsky.social

laugh at my jokes and tell me I’m hot, please 🥺🏳️‍🌈 he/they, IG is @nickaltishin for stand-up and other random stuff

6,250 Followers  |  823 Following  |  6,766 Posts  |  Joined: 12.06.2023
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But remember, you’re also so hot.

04.03.2026 04:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

03.03.2026 22:21 — 👍 7704    🔁 1832    💬 105    📌 63

💪🍑

04.03.2026 03:48 — 👍 154    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0
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🫂♥️

04.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Labeling all my thirst posts as jokes.

04.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

🥹😭😍

04.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👀

04.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Just hold on tight.

04.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥹👉👈

04.03.2026 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DALLAS COUNTY!!! Polls are open till 9pm!! Get out and vote!

04.03.2026 00:01 — 👍 37    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

Maybe I’ll sneak a pic of my ass in my gym locker room later, if that’s okay with you?

04.03.2026 00:09 — 👍 71    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 1

i don’t have a toxic trait.

03.03.2026 22:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Push

03.03.2026 22:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*sigh* okay you read and I’ll find something else to do…

03.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay let’s read it together.

03.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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honestly i would make a great boyfriend and the boys of city are fumbling the chance.

03.03.2026 18:17 — 👍 71    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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🫣🥹😍

03.03.2026 16:24 — 👍 247    🔁 30    💬 5    📌 4

ah yes, the horrors.

03.03.2026 15:49 — 👍 36    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Oh no I doomscrolled too late at night and now I’m slipping into a mild panic attack mixed with a depression slumber.

03.03.2026 09:20 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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🏋🏻‍♂️

03.03.2026 00:24 — 👍 188    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 0

🥹😍

03.03.2026 06:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫣😘

03.03.2026 02:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🏋🏻‍♂️

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🥹😍

03.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

survived, somehow.

02.03.2026 22:01 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Lloyd

02.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

:(

02.03.2026 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

way too horny to be at the gym right now.

02.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 43    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1
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greysweats all year round 🍑

17.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 214    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 0