JAK

still ugly as sin. But I clean fairly well when the need comes up.

If y'all want to see me cosplay MCU Red Guardian so much ... Y'all can fund getting the costume made.

Just kidding. No clue when I'll be going to a con again. So no cosplay plans.

Krishnamoorthi: Well, look—you’ve heard of artificial intelligence. I think what you see right now in the White House is just natural stupidity.

YouTube video by Nikosnoip Wallace & Gromit Anime OP

youtu.be/WFIx0WQ2L3Y?...

Knowing that a giant river otter can absolutely merc a caiman(sp?) of the same size AND can call in reinforcements with one loud bark-squeak ... Yeah that water puppy is not worried at all.

Ordering books on postwar Germany from the library. If they want to speedrun Nazification, I intend to speedrun denazification. May the twain meet urgently.

YouTube video by Jonathan SK Jonathan Coulton - First of May (Lyrics)

Tradition ... almost
(the WoW machinima to this got scrubbed years ago)

youtu.be/w1GD_T-3oLU?...

gregpak.link : old school links to make 2025 better An old-school directory of helpful links to make 2025 better. All human, no 'A.i.' Leaning towards local and indepedent.

Woke up mad! So I folded the laundry, did the dishes, and added more helpful links to my gregpak.link old school directory page. Check it out!

So let the stomping fun begin
Bash their weaselly skulls right in
Hey everyone, it's Nazi Stomping
We'll have some fun on Nazi Stomping
Put down your gun, it's Nazi Stomping Day
Hip hip hooray, it's Nazi Stomping Day
Nazi Stomping Day
Hey!

(Sounds of nazis getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects)

People up and down the street
Crushing Nazis beneath their feet
Why we do it? well I'll tell you.
It's cuz of the vile hate they spew

All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a nazi's guts right out

So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their weaselly spines in half
Grab your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Nazi Stomping Day

(With respect to Weird Al's original version "Weasel Stomping Day")

Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy ho! It's Nazi Stomping Day
Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn
Don't you know it's Nazi Stomping Day?

YouTube video by laplandheroes Flying fish slap "long" remix

Slept too much waiting on the procedure and got good rest while knocked out ... can't sleep. Someone come fishslap me to sleep.

youtu.be/VBcT2rcYlWA?...

usenet for me.

Then again, I am old as dirt.

They're good people. If you can help, please do so.

Once they have a gofundme set up, I'll give out the link.

Until then, you can donate via paypal or venmo

Payapl is amethyst.squirrel at gmail.com
Venmo @LadroSquirrel

My friends, Beth and Mike, lost one of their cats and their home to a house fire yesterday.

Mike's a 100% disabled navy vet. Part of what they're dealing with is traveling out of town to the closest VA to get emergency scrips for his meds and replacement gear. (1/2)

Listen up, mayosapiens! There are more people indigenous to Turtle Island than the Choktaw.

Fvkit isn't "Native American" for turkey. Just as Hindi (what they call the bird in Turkey) isn't "European" for turkey.

Besides it's more fun to say we ate Big Bird(*) anyway.

(*) Gichi-Bine

if you reframe "the regulators have been hostile to us!" to the mob saying "the police keep stopping us from doing financial crime and laundering money, it is unfair!" it all makes more sense

Report: in a bid to capture the “chaotic energy” of early Bluesky, Threads is trialing a new algorithmic feed where every 4th post is a poorly lit photo of a flaccid penis

YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic Alice's Restaurant Massacree

TRADITION!

I just put the tea-infused spiced cranberry relish in the fridge to set up. The potatoes are in the slow cooker to mash later this afternoon. The roomie is experimenting with an apple pie using swerv ... so time to have the morning coffee and listen to Arlo.

youtu.be/WaKIX6oaSLs?...

I'd feel better about his choices of whom to put in his cabinet if he'd promise, once they're all in the cabinet, to close the cabinet door and lock it.

Is it even a Cuba Libre at that point? At least the variations using Moxy or Dr Pepper have a similar look and flavor profile.

Carrie Fisher really was the Anchor Being for this timeline.

And if I offended you, oh I'm sorry...
But maybe you need to be offended
But here's my apology and one more thing...
Fuck you!

~ "You Can't Bring Me Down"