Messy Bi Guy

Who wants to lick it off? 👅🥧

05.10.2025 12:58 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was just trying on my new jockstrap when out of nowhere @piedtargets.bsky.social hit me with multiple cream pies in my face, chest, and ass. I was not expecting that! But I can’t say I didn’t start to enjoy it a little… or a lot… 😈

Full video on UMD (link in bio).

27.09.2025 21:16 — 👍 39    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

I lost a bet and had to get pied in Central Park with tons of people watching 😬

Full (short) video available on UMD (link in bio) 😈 Thanks to @piedtargets.bsky.social for carrying out the punishment

25.09.2025 02:04 — 👍 40    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Happy 4th! My first video is out on UMD! It’s not America-themed in any way! Enjoy! messy-bi-guy.umd.net/download_inf...

Thanks to @piedtargets.bsky.social for dishing out this epic first mess 🙏

04.07.2025 20:41 — 👍 45    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know what it is. Can you remind me??

26.05.2025 20:44 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Made @messybiguy.bsky.social say that magic phrase that prompts a classic sliming. Do you remember what it is?

Stay tuned for upcoming vids for our collab 😝

26.05.2025 20:16 — 👍 35    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

I didn’t think I’d take that many pies. I was wrong. You’ll see.

Full video coming soon. @piedtargets.bsky.social is a pie master.

26.05.2025 20:44 — 👍 37    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve been filming more recently… kinda want to start selling the videos 😈… what do you think?
#thanks @piedtargets.bsky.social for covering me 🙏

26.05.2025 20:43 — 👍 43    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Yes sir whatever you say sir

24.03.2025 20:10 — 👍 53    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

Who likes chocolate? 🙋‍♂️ #wam #gunge #chocolate #messy #fetish

06.03.2025 19:42 — 👍 46    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Is it weird that I don’t look upset about any of this??
#gunge #wam #pies #slime #messy

06.03.2025 01:24 — 👍 57    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 0

Hello Bluesky! Anyone want to slime me?

05.03.2025 18:33 — 👍 90    🔁 8    💬 8    📌 0