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They run an AI-generated ad on Tubi that takes place in an ersatz Tattoine cantina with all the aliens betting on celebrity baby gender reveals and global warming. It pulses with evil.

03.12.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes

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Katharine Hepburn sitting above the canals of Venice in David Lean's Summertime

Katharine Hepburn sitting above the canals of Venice in David Lean's Summertime

Summertime (1955)

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An interview with the homeowner from mayaeaglin on Insta. h/t @meghancolleen.bsky.social

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Bruce Davison, Catherine Burns, Barbara Hershey, and Richard Thomas in Last Summer (1969)

Bruce Davison, Catherine Burns, Barbara Hershey, and Richard Thomas in Last Summer (1969)

Frank & Eleanor Perry's Last Summer (1969). Every performance is great but Catherine Burns manages something beyond description as Rhoda.

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Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institutionβ€”the term they tend to prefer is β€œelite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…

This is fucking brilliant, and you should read it: lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...

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Guy with a sandwich: β€œFuck you armed agent of the state.”

Ivy League: β€œI will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”

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Imagine having a kid in this daycare who watches as their teacher is bodily dragged away by masked goons.

05.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3897    πŸ” 1519    πŸ’¬ 164    πŸ“Œ 57

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

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β€œTell your children who the cowards were.”

27.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9968    πŸ” 3674    πŸ’¬ 118    πŸ“Œ 371

What

12.10.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like no one talks about George Stevens anymore?

10.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two black bears hanging out in Highlands, NC

Two black bears hanging out in Highlands, NC

Making new friends on fall break

08.10.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There has always been a small, noisy minority of gay people whose belief in gay rights boils down to "I shouldn't have to give up any of my prejudices because of who I am." And straight people in media have always fallen all over themselves to hire them.

07.10.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 550    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

06.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10738    πŸ” 3044    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 40

All movies should somehow include Anthony Perkins in an information silo.

01.10.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Soderbergh’s Presenceβ€”a formal experiment but also just an excellent haunted house movie

27.09.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Highlight of the oeuvre is Karen Black accusing a pigeon of conspiracy in Can She Bake a Cherry Pie?

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We're witnessing the most aggressive, fanatical crackdown on free speech in my lifetime. The speed and breadth of government censorship and private sector and nonprofit capitulation has been astonishing. As has the lack of urgency/silence from people who've long claimed to care about this stuff.

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Terrible unrepresentative movie poster for Peter Bogdanovich’s Saint Jack with Ben Gazarra.

Terrible unrepresentative movie poster for Peter Bogdanovich’s Saint Jack with Ben Gazarra.

This is a masterpiece? There should have been dozens of Ben Gazzara/Denholm Elliot movies.

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Demented that Ice Storm got no acting nominations that yearβ€”Sigourney Weaver should have been given dominion over several counties in Connecticut just for the way fishes keys out of a key party bowl

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Goddamnit

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oh this is straightforward white nationalist agitprop

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And Kumiko, the Treasure Hunter’s premise is a woman who misunderstands (willfully?) the Fargo true story title card

02.09.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First time I saw this one was right before watching The Troutβ€”the tonal range of his filmography is unbelievable

01.09.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OHMSS should have ended in James’s death not Tracy’s and Diana Rigg should have then taken over as Bond

01.09.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Elizabeth Taylor with giant Bloody Mary in Boom!

Elizabeth Taylor with giant Bloody Mary in Boom!

Losey loves distractingly huge glassware

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Annie Lennox in Edward II

Annie Lennox in Edward II

Annie Lennox in Derek Jarman’s Edward II

30.08.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Promotional image for the movie Sorry, Baby with writer/director/lead Eva Victor holding a kitten

Promotional image for the movie Sorry, Baby with writer/director/lead Eva Victor holding a kitten

Excellent

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