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If only it could be hooked up this insane synthesizer setup as seen in Phantom of the Paradise 😈 I would buy front row seats for that concert!

I really do 😘

Wetsuit! It will keep you nice and warm!

This is absolutely magnificent, one of the most drone scenes that this drone has ever seen 😵‍💫

Deprived of their senses all drones are alone in stasis unaware that their shared connection is the machine that brings each of them to extraction in synchrony.

🤖: @nomad218.bsky.social
🤖: @fillimaris.bsky.social
🤖: @nex1068.bsky.social

ABYSS-MAL I attended the @ffausten.bsky.social Abyss party at MAL this weekend, and I left quite disappointed due to some logistical shortfalls that I view as inexcusable on the part of the organizers and/or venue, particularly given the price point (I paid $98 including fees, for reference). I provide these criticisms as someone who has organized many @phillyphisters.bsky.social play parties, so I am intimately aware of the behind-the-scenes effort that goes into making a play party a success.

The Abyss party was scheduled from 9pm until 2am, and around midnight, paper towels started to become in short supply. Rolls of paper towels started being replaced with the kind of flimsy folded paper towels you find in an airplane lavatory, not exactly what you want wiping lube off your hole. Both kinds of paper towels were only ever found on a few tables scattered around the venue, there were no bungee cords to hold a roll of paper towels on every sling like you find at most other fisting parties. Finishing a session and then having to run to find some paper towels is hardly ideal. The tables scattered around the venue also held the puppy pads, which were replaced about 10 at a time by venue staff. As you can imagine, these pads got snatched up quickly, so I had to hunt around quite a few times for pads. While the staff was pretty good about restocking, why they restocked so few at a time was baffling to me given how quickly they were getting used up.

In addition to the play supply issues, there were also insufficient play surfaces for the attendees. If I wanted to play with someone, we had to hunt around and wait more than a few minutes for something to open up. I understand that slings are expensive and that they only have so many, but why did it take 2+ hours into the party for mats to be put down in the middle of the floor for people to play on, as was done at the beginning of the party last year? As soon as the mats were put out, they were full for the rest of the party, to not have had them out from the very beginning is inexplicable. The @ffausten.bsky.social team is not new to running play parties nor are they new to running parties at the venue, which made these shortfalls even more frustrating. To charge a premium price while failing basic play party logistics in so many ways is unacceptable for an event of this size and prominence. I only hope that improvements are made for future events.

ABYSS-MAL: Regarding the logistical shortfalls of the @ffausten.bsky.social Abyss party at MAL this weekend

MAL 2026: ALL LOADS STILL REFUSED

Lyrics (2/2):

Two fists in your behind, my dear
Two fists in your behind
Another year! Let’s make it queer
Punch me ’til the end of time

Lyrics (1/2):

A fist in your behind, my love
A fist in your behind
Forget your goals, just stretch your holes
Float away to ecstasy

A toast to all you filthy pigs
Three cheers for faggotry!
Let’s deck the halls and wreck our walls
’Til we are ninety-three

From Leatherfolk, in the chapter entitled “The Catacombs: A temple of the butthole” by Gayle Rubin:

“One memorable New Year’s, at the stroke of twelve, the guests were serenaded to the tune of ‘Auld Lang Syne’ with verses of ‘A Fist in Your Behind, My Love, A Fist in Your Behind.’”

Happy New Year to all you beautiful people from @comolafflor.bsky.social and I! 🍾🥂🍠

Fisters have always been a deeply unserious bunch, and this is a tribute to the silliness of 45 years ago directly inspiring the shenanigans of today (read below) 🫡

🔊 SOUND ON 🔊

Drone 7051 should be locked for 7051 hours, it seems only fitting 🔒

(7051 hours = 293 days and 19 hours)

Time for a 2026 Chastity RT Game!
Unit 7051 will lock up (if it’s not already) on January 1st for at least 7 days. After that:
Like +2 hours
RT +12 hours
Comment +6 hours
New Follower (currently 651) +24 hours
Game closes at noon EST December 31, 2025
#teamlocked #chastity #gayfeet #drone #bdsm

We did think about parodying Mariah but I couldn’t work out enough lyrics, this is the best couplet I ended up with:

Make me bloom for you
All I want for Fistmas is lube

I assume you're aware of this site but you can get some spiral visuals with it:

www.kink-different.com/brain_fuel

Lyrics (6/6):

Fister Daddy, forgot to mention one little thing, a lock
Yes I mean on my cock
Fister Daddy, and wreck my hole with your hand tonight

Wreck my hole with your hand tonight

Wreck my hole with your hand tonight

Lyrics (5/6):

Come and fist my hole with glee
Who’d believe this twink is only thirty-three?
I really will submit to you
Let’s see if you’ll control me too, UwU UwU

Lyrics (4/6):

Fister Daddy, and fill my bedroom with Mr. S, and sex
Whore me out to all of your friends
Fister Daddy, and wreck my hole with your hand tonight

Lyrics (3/6):

Fister Daddy, I want a sling and really that’s just one thing
I’ve been a good slut all year
Fister Daddy, and wreck my hole with your hand tonight

Fister Daddy, there’s one thing I really do need, the deed
To the poppers fac’try
Fister Daddy, and wreck my hole with your hand tonight

Lyrics (2/6):

Think of all the cum I’ve licked
Think of all the fellas with their meaty dicks
Next year I could be oh so loose
If you’ll slide in that Christmas Fist, UwU UwU

Lyrics (1/6):

Fister Daddy, slip a big hand right inside me, or three
Been an awful good boy
Fister Daddy, and wreck my hole with your hand tonight

Fister Daddy, a new Mare Maker 142, in blue
I’ll put out for you, Sir
Fister Daddy, and wreck my hole with your hand tonight

Fister Daddy, I’ve been a very good boy this year, won’t you make my Fistmas dreams come true? 🥺👉👈

👊 @comolafflor.bsky.social

🔊 SOUND ON 🔊

These are the wedding pictures we should have done 😅

O Fist Divine 😇

Lyrics (2/2):

Gape wide that hole
Oh, feel the poppers hitting
O fist divine, O fist
My prolapse out
O fist divine
O fist
O fist divine

Lyrics (1/2):

O Holey Night, the roses are blooming
My top will show my wrecked hole it’s worth
Deep went his arm with slow and perfect timing
A second fist, and my hole felt that girth
A subtle twist, my happy hole rejoices
Another thrust, takes me to ecstasy

Setting up drone hypno on a VR headset but it's just isitmiryet.com

Regrettably: still not MIR 😥

It’s not quite an air horn but I did build this a few years ago:

Brb building a kinky klaxon

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle...

Could you imagine domming a scene and then all of a sudden you are deafened by a loud AWOOGA