Nathan

Stein should be fired. First play of the game only gained 4 yards.

INJECT THAT BLOCK INTO MY VEINS

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Ducks right now

Hope so 🙏

That’s what a $40 million run game looks like, Gundy.

I would love that. I’m done with school May 4 and will be here!!

YES. WUT.

DIM THE STADIUM LIGHTS, IT’S TIME FOR VINTAGE PAC-12 AFTER DARK, BABY. #DillyDilly #ASU #PeachBowl

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No matter what happens today, it’s been a phenomenal season, Lanning is our guy, Tez is a 🦆 🐐, D has been a blast to watch, Gabriel was the right guy at the right time, and I’m so proud of this team.

That said, let’s get the W. Emphatically.

Pre-tip if you want to share the Venmo handle via DM*

Well I will pre-tip in a DM if you decide to go that route. They’re beauts

This. How? Where?

Obviously this vandalism doesn’t represent all Buckeyes, but the comments on this FB post need to be so fucking for real—Ohio tried to make flag planting illegal and Duck fans are apparently snowflakes for merely reporting that the vandalism occurred? JFC www.facebook.com/share/1H1PJD...

Dude at Kroger: “Hopped on the band wagon, huh?”
“I’m an alum... three times.”
“Oh.”
“Also I’ve been through way too much sports pain to be called a band wagoner.”
“Sorry.”
“I appreciate that.”

Time to run some errands in Columbus the day before the Rose Bowl.
It’s been a good life. #GoDucks

Visited the OSU hospital gift shop and stumbled upon unspeakable horrors

Newest Duck joined the world on 12/28. Son picked out a Duck shirt to meet his baby sister, and the nurses at the OSU hospital gave him a sticker and suggested he cover up the Duck 😂 He didn’t even want to wear it for a photo. Medical team has been great…just hope their team loses on Wednesday.

NO DEGREE IS WORTH TAKING THE LORD’S NAME IN VAIN

Why would you associate me with this picture. This is the most offensive clothing item to ever exist :((((((

Fair 😂😂

Not sure... I mean, I get it, “it’s a new dawn, it’s a new day,” for the playoff, but use the Michael Buble version or something. I’m sure he wouldn’t hate the paycheck.

Totally not the point, but Nina Simone would fucking hate ESPN using her voice in a promo for the playoff. She was so anti-corporate. Probably rolling over in her grave.

Anyway, back to football.

💚💛💚💛

On our way to see the Ducks in Indy. Haven’t seen them in person since we moved to the Midwest. So pumped!!!

B1G Championship Game tickets: acquired. Let’s go Ducks!!!!! Bring on the nosebleeds.

In other news, son wanted to wear Duck gear to school today because OSU lost (we live in Columbus—pray for him).

Emphasis on the “+,” please

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T-FERG

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Surely the 3rd quarter isn’t about to put me in a bad mood

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POINTS

To be fair, I’m Oregon guy turned Ohio State sellout for free PhD